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08-30-18, 06:15 PM | #346 |
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In my family, we pray after we eat.
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08-31-18, 06:54 AM | #347 |
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Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.
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08-31-18, 07:42 PM | #348 |
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I asked my wife if she knew why I was so miserable in our relationship
She shrugged and said "you got me". "yeah"
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09-01-18, 10:24 AM | #349 |
Chief of the Boat
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Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
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09-02-18, 05:56 AM | #350 |
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My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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09-02-18, 06:28 AM | #351 |
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When I was mad at my kids, I told one of them
"Some day, you will have children of your own" My son replied, "you too"
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09-02-18, 06:30 AM | #352 |
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My wife told me that I was the sunshine in her life.
When I asked her why, she told me that every time she looks at me, her eyes start to hurt.
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09-02-18, 06:59 AM | #353 |
Chief of the Boat
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09-02-18, 11:46 AM | #354 |
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I have some pretty good looking kids
Thank god my wife cheats on me.
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09-03-18, 02:33 PM | #355 |
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My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident.
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09-03-18, 03:21 PM | #356 |
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I told my son about the Birds and the Bees
He told me about my wife and the Butcher
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09-04-18, 09:45 AM | #357 |
Chief of the Boat
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After 3 years of marriage, me and the wife had our first real fight last night.
I called my dad for advice on how to fix things. He told me to apologize and admit I was wrong. I was really looking for advice on how to dispose of the body.
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09-04-18, 11:48 AM | #358 |
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BETTY BOOP SAYS:
CAUTION: MAKE SURE YOUR VIAGRA SAYS "MADE IN AMERICA" ...You don't want the Russians meddling in your erections!
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09-04-18, 12:02 PM | #359 |
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I opened the front door to our house and saw my wife in a sexy negligee.
She was coming home.
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09-05-18, 03:44 AM | #360 |
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Democratic Mao already stated he had "elections evely molning".
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