Subsim Truckers

[swamprat69er]

Originally Posted by smolfri

Nope lol Best co-driver ive ever had. Great company and never complains when we are heading into the mountains with a sure thing chain up coming. Or said "O man... LA again"

I do have one complaint though. I have not been able to eat full snack to my self in over a year

So your co-driver ough to keep you skinny.

I tried highway coach....Twice. The first and last time. No thank you.

[smolfri]

Originally Posted by Oberon

80,000lbs gross ought to do it.

Anyway, you truckers, feel for the long distance coach drivers, they do mileage and have to deal with the great unwashed whinging behind them.

At least cargo doesn't complain, well...it might moo, cluck, neigh or bleat in some countries...

I was speaking on SiriusXM Road Dog Live the other day about coach drivers and made the comment "I would not wish that on my worst enemy" lol

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

The card was a few bucks extra but is the finest ID on the planet and very state-of-the-art counterfeitt-wise. Goes nicely in the laserproof stainless wallet alongside the DL!

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Oh man, gross. Let's keep this thread, clean, ok?

OK! get a haircut and shave for the ID photo!

[smolfri]

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

So your co-driver ough to keep you skinny.

Sure dose Diner is in the microwave right now. He is just looking at me with those hopeful eyes. And of coarse, some of it is his

[smolfri]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

You boys go ahead and clog the airwaves with some ratchet jawing and call a trucker "Good Buddy"
He'll seek you out for some aggressive education because a Good Buddy is a fellow who goes and gets a blow job and brings one back for you.

How many lot lizards have you had approach you, Neal?

I once saw a fine little blonde in a T-Bird pass me out in Nevada that bore a personal license plate that read... "I STRIP"
Wish I could have caught up with her.

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Keep it in your pants. Itchy rash at 75 mph with a full load on is no fun at all.

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Oh man, gross. Let's keep this thread, clean, ok?

Ok now i see lol

[swamprat69er]

Me too, so I guess I will retract my question. "What gross?"

[smolfri]

so swamprat69er, you runing out of Mississauga?

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Keep it in your pants. Itchy rash at 75 mph with a full load on is no fun at all.

LOL

[swamprat69er]

Originally Posted by smolfri

so swamprat69er, you runing out of Mississauga?

No sir. I am on layoff right now waiting for the call back to yank tanker for a paving company out of Markham, ON. You've seen us around. We only have 23 highway tractors, mostly asphalt tanks and haul all over Ontario.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

No sir. I am on layoff right now waiting for the call back to yank tanker for a paving company out of Markham, ON. You've seen us around. We only have 23 highway tractors, mostly asphalt tanks and haul all over Ontario.

Sounds like a load of rectum trouble.

[swamprat69er]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Sounds like a load of rectum trouble.

Just sitting on it for now. I got lots of stuff to keep me occupied until I go back to work.
My boat is now in the water, so I could end up down there soon.

[smolfri]

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

No sir. I am on layoff right now waiting for the call back to yank tanker for a paving company out of Markham, ON. You've seen us around. We only have 23 highway tractors, mostly asphalt tanks and haul all over Ontario.

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Just sitting on it for now. I got lots of stuff to keep me occupied until I go back to work.
My boat is now in the water, so I could end up down there soon.

Hope you get work soon! If you like pulling tar you can alwas try Miller Paving there always hireing and give you the option to run plow in the winter.

If I ever get back home I will get my boat in the water. Hopeing to sail into Bolsom lake next week!

[swamprat69er]

Originally Posted by smolfri

Hopeing to sail into Bolsom lake next week!

The locks don't open until May 24th weekend.

[smolfri]

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

The locks don't open until May 24th weekend.

l_o_l you're right except I live on an island in mitchell lake on the eastern side of kirkfield. from my backyard it's a 45 minute boat ride into Balsam Lake. All I have to do is walk out my back door, on the dock and into the boat :-)

[swamprat69er]

Originally Posted by smolfri

l_o_l you're right except I live on an island in mitchell lake on the eastern side of kirkfield. from my backyard it's a 45 minute boat ride into Balsam Lake. All I have to do is walk out my back door, on the dock and into the boat :-)

Lucky you. I am in a marina in between the last lock on the eastern side of Lake Simcoe and the lake. There is a swing bridge that I need to get under and when the water is high in spring, I am stuck in the marina. The swing bridge operates the same hours as the locks. I need 9.5' of clearance to get under the bridge.