Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 12

TteFAboB · 11-22-07, 04:39 PM

Granted. The global stockpile of beer runs out before you even have a chance to get off your bed. Since nobody made any money off it, nobody can afford to produce a new batch and the beer industry worldwide is forced to shut down. To state the obvious, the Apocalypse ensues.

I wish the A380 was a successful plane.

TarJak · 11-22-07, 06:10 PM

Granted, but it's success causes the collapse of Beoing putting thousands of workers out of a job and causing a run of the worl sharemarket so that no-one can afford to fly on it any longer.

I wish my next wish would be better that my last.

Stealth Hunter · 11-22-07, 10:31 PM

Granted, but it turns around and makes you wish again and again FOREVER.

I wish I could be Emperor of the Moon.

NiclDoe · 11-22-07, 10:44 PM

Granted but nobody will clonized the Moon.:p
I wish my dog was more playful!

Stealth Hunter · 11-22-07, 11:22 PM

Granted, but he becomes SO playful, he keeps you up all night and day. You cannot play with him any longer. Hence, he becomes enraged and bites into your throat, killing you in minutes.

I wish I hadn't broken Photobucket's stupid fecking bandwidth.

bookworm_020 · 11-23-07, 12:16 AM

Granted, all your photos and videos have been deleted!

I wish I could buy my wife the antiques that she desires!

Sea Demon · 11-23-07, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Granted, all your photos and videos have been deleted!

I wish I could buy my wife the antiques that she desires!

Granted. But then you find she desires the antiques more than you. She eventually kicks you out of the house to make room for more antiques.

I wish I had an infinite supply of wishes.

TarJak · 11-23-07, 01:01 AM

Granted, but you soon run out of things to wish for well before the wishes themselves run out.

I wish I was on holiday.

Onkel Neal · 11-23-07, 01:40 AM

Granted, you move to the States and become American to have this holiday (Thanksgiving), so you lose the great Aussie accent and people start calling you Bubba.

I wish firewood was cheaper.

Winston Caine · 11-23-07, 05:00 AM

Granted, the firewood becomes so cheap because people cut down all the trees on the planet. A few days later, we suffocate.

I wish I had more time and alcohol.

TarJak · 11-23-07, 07:08 AM

Granted, but having lost your job and become an alcoholic you are made homeless because you don't pay your bills.

I wish Americans wouldn't call me Bubba!

Jimbuna · 11-23-07, 07:57 AM

Granted, they prefix it with 'Hubba' and your now called Hubba Bubba.

I wish pelicans could talk.

Hakahura · 11-23-07, 04:50 PM

Granted. Pelicans can now talk. However it turns out they haven't much to say, all they want to talk about is how many fish you can fit in your mouth.

I wish my tooth would stop hurting.

Biggles · 11-23-07, 05:00 PM

Granted, they do, but that's because they all fall out of your mouth.

I wish my birthday would be a biiit closer.

Jimbuna · 11-23-07, 05:19 PM

Granted, but you would soon get sick of growing old quicker than everybody else.

I wish details of the next SS gathering would be announced.

11-22-07, 04:39 PM	#166
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted. The global stockpile of beer runs out before you even have a chance to get off your bed. Since nobody made any money off it, nobody can afford to produce a new batch and the beer industry worldwide is forced to shut down. To state the obvious, the Apocalypse ensues. I wish the A380 was a successful plane. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

11-22-07, 10:44 PM	#169
NiclDoe Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: In the Air or hiding from Black Swans Posts: 760 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Granted but nobody will clonized the Moon.:p I wish my dog was more playful! __________________ The Crazy Wolf

11-23-07, 12:16 AM	#171
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, all your photos and videos have been deleted! I wish I could buy my wife the antiques that she desires! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

11-23-07, 01:40 AM	#174
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,289 Downloads: 534 Uploads: 224	Granted, you move to the States and become American to have this holiday (Thanksgiving), so you lose the great Aussie accent and people start calling you Bubba. I wish firewood was cheaper. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

11-23-07, 07:57 AM	#177
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, they prefix it with 'Hubba' and your now called Hubba Bubba. I wish pelicans could talk. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

11-22-07, 06:10 PM	#167
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but it's success causes the collapse of Beoing putting thousands of workers out of a job and causing a run of the worl sharemarket so that no-one can afford to fly on it any longer. I wish my next wish would be better that my last.

11-22-07, 10:31 PM	#168
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it turns around and makes you wish again and again FOREVER. I wish I could be Emperor of the Moon.

11-22-07, 11:22 PM	#170
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but he becomes SO playful, he keeps you up all night and day. You cannot play with him any longer. Hence, he becomes enraged and bites into your throat, killing you in minutes. I wish I hadn't broken Photobucket's stupid fecking bandwidth.

11-23-07, 01:01 AM	#173
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but you soon run out of things to wish for well before the wishes themselves run out. I wish I was on holiday.

11-23-07, 05:00 AM	#175
Winston Caine Mate Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 52 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Granted, the firewood becomes so cheap because people cut down all the trees on the planet. A few days later, we suffocate. I wish I had more time and alcohol.

11-23-07, 07:08 AM	#176
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but having lost your job and become an alcoholic you are made homeless because you don't pay your bills. I wish Americans wouldn't call me Bubba!

11-23-07, 04:50 PM	#178
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted. Pelicans can now talk. However it turns out they haven't much to say, all they want to talk about is how many fish you can fit in your mouth. I wish my tooth would stop hurting. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

11-23-07, 05:00 PM	#179
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Granted, they do, but that's because they all fall out of your mouth. I wish my birthday would be a biiit closer. __________________

11-23-07, 05:19 PM	#180
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but you would soon get sick of growing old quicker than everybody else. I wish details of the next SS gathering would be announced. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)