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08-25-20, 05:43 PM | #2221 |
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^I like that one Mr Quatro.
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08-25-20, 05:46 PM | #2222 |
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My GF dropped the laundry basket
I watched the whole thing unfold
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08-25-20, 05:48 PM | #2223 |
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There is a new restaurant called The Fiddle. I gave it a poor review.
I said it was a vile inn
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08-26-20, 06:00 AM | #2224 |
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Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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08-26-20, 06:01 AM | #2225 |
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Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.
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08-26-20, 11:49 AM | #2226 |
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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08-27-20, 09:14 AM | #2227 |
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While your girlfriend is asleep stick a nicotine patch on her arm and then take it off before she wakes up.
That way if you ever break up she’ll get withdrawal symptoms, think she’s in love and want you back.
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08-27-20, 09:15 AM | #2228 |
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Someone crashed my car earlier today. I found a note on the windshield that said:
“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”
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08-27-20, 09:21 AM | #2229 |
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08-28-20, 10:56 AM | #2230 |
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Really fed up with my new Thai bride!
She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!
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08-28-20, 10:57 AM | #2231 |
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The first ever tablet to download data from the cloud was actually invented by Moses in 1300 BC.
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08-28-20, 05:37 PM | #2232 |
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A friend of mine started counterfeiting eighteen-dollar bills.
I asked him what can you do with an 18 dollar bill? He told me that he knows a store owner so dumb that he will break an 18 dollar bill. I went to this store with my friend and he did indeed ask the store owner "Can you break this 18 dollar bill" The store owner responded "Sure, how do you want that? Two 9s or three 6s?"
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08-29-20, 05:49 AM | #2233 |
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Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Yes!! Boss: That’s good, because after you left early yesterday for your grandmother’s funeral she came into the office to see you.
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08-29-20, 05:50 AM | #2234 |
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Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.
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08-29-20, 06:24 AM | #2235 |
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My doctor asked me if I was still suffering from Premature Ejaculation.
I told her, that I wasn't, but my wife was.
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