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04-25-07, 04:14 PM | #16 |
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I thought that was directed at me, until I realized it was a quote! And a good one!
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That is what she said. Now, it could be my memory got it jumbled, or I could have it right. I know one thing tho. I dont remember the program I was watching when I heard it.
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04-28-07, 11:23 AM | #18 |
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Not to bring politics into the equation here, but these are just too funny.
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04-28-07, 03:57 PM | #20 |
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I produly wear in my signature a quote from Oscar Wilde, and probably I could write here many of him which are really really good and caustic humour. Another of my favourite ones is a part of the Canterville Ghost story, when he is describing the wife of the american canned-food millionaire that buys the castle, praising her a to a certain extent and ending up with something like: "In all, a good example of how much we britians and the americans have in common, except the language, that is"
:rotfl: Another of the classics is, of course, Groucho Marx, when he wrote to a high society club he had been made member of (Sailor Steve knows this one well, he even told me which club it was but I have forgotten it already ) saying "I must quit now. I can't belong to a club that accepts people like me" :rotfl: Then the funniest situation I have seen in the court was during a divorce trial, and went on more or less like this: (The woman's lawyer asks to the husband): "Confess that in your home all domestic tasks like washing, cleaning, cooking and such were done entirely by your wife" "No! False! We did everything to a 50%!" (The furious husband replies) "Can you please detail that?" (insists the wife's lawyer) "Well" says the husband, now visibly embarassed "She did nothing, and I didn't either!" I almost peed in my trousers when I heard that :rotfl:
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04-28-07, 06:57 PM | #22 |
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Wife: If I died, would you remarry?
Husband: Err...no of course not! Wife: You don't enjoy marriage? Husband: Yes I do....er...maybe I would remarry Wife: Would you still live in this house? Husband: I suppose so, it is a nice place to live. Wife: Would she sleep in this bed? Husband: I guess, its a good bed to sleep in Wife: Would you play golf together, just like we do? Husband: Well, that is when we have the best times together Wife: Would she use my clubs? Husband: Nah, she's left-handed. Husband: Sh*t
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04-29-07, 05:13 AM | #23 |
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lmao :rotfl::rotfl:
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Keeping with a nautical them, I'll start off with this one (as if I haven't posted it before):
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04-29-07, 06:15 AM | #25 |
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Oscar Wilde always has good quotes...
“America is the first country to have gone from barbarism to decadence without the usual intervening period of civilization” ~ Oscar Wilde on America |
04-29-07, 03:25 PM | #26 |
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Tchocky and Koel: are those actual quotes? The read more like jokes and TV lines.
Here's a favorite from Ben Franklin: "A fortress and a maidenhead are both lost, once they begin to negotiate."
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04-29-07, 03:55 PM | #27 |
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My friend Hubert, when I was being a little too weird..
"Talking to you is like getting drunk with a crossword puzzle"
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My friend Tim - We have 1,436,735 goldfish because we threw two into our pond to see what would happen and now we have 6 generations of inbred fish.
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04-30-07, 06:41 PM | #30 |
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Couple from Oblivion..
"If it isn't the newest member of the family. Lets get one thing straight -- the Tenets prevent me from killing you. But I don't have to like you." - M'raaj-Dar (Dark Brotherhood) "Oh I shouldn't... well all right. Gogron had a pet rabbit as a child! He petted the thing so hard he crushed its skull! Ha Ha Ha! What a brute!" -Telaendril (Referring to a dark brotherhood member) "You know what they say -- home is were you hang your enemy's head" -Grogron Gro-Bolmog "I don't know who the Night Mother is, but she pays me to kill people. My own mother should of loved me that much." -Grogron Gro-Bolmog :rotfl: |
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