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07-06-20, 04:15 PM | #1786 | |
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Banian territory is where the banians live. Some state in the northeast. Whoever dredged up the original thread, I thank you. My search came up empty when I went looking for it. Yeah I know. Just had another birthday. Big deal right? sixty-six times around Sol. Starting to feel it now.
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07-06-20, 04:27 PM | #1787 | |
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Impossible!!! Can't get the best from the bilge. The best has been out of stock since the beginning. Offer up the worst and we'll be talkin. I only tolerate birthdays now rather than celebrate. But thanks all the same Old Old and moldy in the Bilge BABY!
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07-06-20, 06:07 PM | #1788 | ||
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07-06-20, 09:45 PM | #1789 |
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By golly. There they all are scattered on the floor.
Hey aktung, you dropped something.
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07-06-20, 09:58 PM | #1790 |
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I guess it was the glass ceiling shattering because Aktungs wife broke the world record for the fastest mile time ever, 0.9 seconds!
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07-06-20, 10:42 PM | #1791 |
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Akbar Aktung!...and that was my slowest wife at that! But seriously, you eighth-grade varlet, wives, concubines, paramours and enamorata are never mentioned by others in the Bilge; this is a place of sanctuary from nuptual travail...and if you ever expect me to cover for your skinny butt in who/what/where again, do not transgress again or we'll tell your mommy and cast you into the outer darkness! In the Bilge I am Chief of the boat! Obey or walk the plank! You would do well to review the entire thread to learn the rites, rituals, and ceremonial rigamarole of the Bilge. When you have acquired the bare modicum of conocimiento for petitioning the admission board for Bilge membership and submitted your blood type as several off us are elderly and periodically need new body parts;(all below the navel only) and call Jimbuna or whomever we designate an "old fart" on demand, your application will be considered by Fearless Leader Wolferz at his pleasure and convenience. Meantime, tarry in the Bilge at your peril but remain blythe at all times!
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07-07-20, 05:37 AM | #1792 | |
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07-07-20, 08:56 AM | #1793 |
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Get your rubber duck outta my tub!
Thanks Jim
Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own. Ah well what's a CVA between friends? Dain Bramage! That's what! Aktung! Down bouy! So where is the rest of the crew?? Fall in ya scurvy dogs!
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07-07-20, 10:40 AM | #1794 | |
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07-07-20, 12:07 PM | #1795 |
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Now that Vice President Pence has referred to that odious porcinity POTUS in the White House as "our father"... it is not permissable to imply a father-son relationship in the Bilge...it is simply assumed everyone is an illegitimate bastard!
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07-07-20, 12:51 PM | #1796 | |
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But......I could be persuaded to join....... Well, if you cross my palm with a lot of silver I might even describe in graphic detail my eternal infatuation with the already mentioned doctor..... And..... I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" that's if you lot are up for an hot asian curry, there's no need to worry about catching this Covid thing either, I've already
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07-07-20, 01:54 PM | #1797 |
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Where did I put that can of silver spray paint?
I have a moonlit palm to cross with it.
Hey Beast, You one of them Gen xers or a yer?
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07-07-20, 02:01 PM | #1798 | |
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Where did i put that can of silver spray paint?
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07-07-20, 03:32 PM | #1799 |
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Unfortunately the Bilge Chaplain, a position held by Tango when he's not besotted on the sacramental $2 Buck Chuck PinotNoir, has reminded his faithful Bilgerats of the scriptures: "Covid not thy neighbor's breasties nor the beasties of his flock"...moreover such nefarious frolicksome shenanigans would require a coordinating Gröpingführer officer be present, and we have no one at that rank aboard the Bilge. We've had two, but they were transferred to the Eastern front for 'failure to get a grip'while aboard the Bilge-a serious loss of confidence-in-command deficiency. That we are pervs is due soley to our addictition to performance enhancing Pervitin: and should not be misconstrued as a lack of piety, devotion to duty, and fraternal love of our fellow Bilgemates.
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Good old Pervitin
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