The Bilge - Page 116

Armistead · 04-24-17, 07:01 PM

Checking in....any news

Anyways, deck gun practice will resume as soon as we get a new inner tube for the rocks.

Kaptlt.Endrass · 04-27-17, 06:58 AM

Not to my knowledge.

Armistead · 04-27-17, 10:02 PM

When you get my age, no news is good news...Everyone as they were..

Eichhörnchen · 05-24-17, 05:45 PM

"There's a really nasty, dizzzgusting cheesy smell down here... don't you young men ever change your socks?"

fireftr18 · 05-24-17, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

"There's a really nasty, dizzzgusting cheesy smell down here... don't you young men ever change your socks?"

It's Wolferz's cooking.

Aktungbby · 06-06-17, 09:02 PM

Tango589 · 09-25-17, 06:12 AM

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So the young Padawan returns. I checked my nuts after you disappeared this time (since you're supposed to be the Treasurer)... luckily all present and correct. If you go off like that again I'm going to saw all the branches off your bloody tree.

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

Eichhörnchen · 09-25-17, 08:29 AM

Relax... I wasn't referring to The Bilge but that other place of treetop buffoonery. So maybe I was thinking of Harvs... he also disappeared suddenly one day. Your Vice-President's seat is still vacant, btw.

fireftr18 · 09-25-17, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

Last I saw, the petty cash tin was in The Bilge's head. You don't want to know what's in it. I think Wolferz put it in there.

Armistead · 09-26-17, 12:41 AM

Unless there's been a mutiny, I still command this ship, so all offices are as they were. I took over when Wolferz took his pilgrimage to the head, Our last board meeting in 2016 was rescheduled to 2017, that one has also been postponed until the Great Wolferz speaks. Until that moment, as you were!

Armistead · 09-26-17, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

Who is this Eichornchen? What power has he here? Tango is one of the originals, although not in the First Rats club. Tango remains in his position and I firmly stand behind him!

Aktungbby · 09-26-17, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

According to Eichhornchen, I'm supposed to be the TREASURER round here. When the bleedin' heck did this happen? I will have to find time to fit in the treasury jobs in as well as being this tubs' Atheist Padre as well as Best Dressed Crew Member!

There's no rest for the wicked is there?

PS. where is the petty cash tin hidden and what's in it?

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Last I saw, the petty cash tin was in The Bilge's head. You don't want to know what's in it. I think Wolferz put it in there.

As chief-of- the-boat, the petty cash, mostly coins stolen from Tango's collection tithe-box anyway, is hidden in my spare sock for use as a 'billy' on mutinous crewmen who shirk their Bilge duty. A PM to fearless leader Wolferz has proved unavailing...as yet..

Armistead · 09-26-17, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

As chief-of- the-boat, the petty cash, mostly coins stolen from Tango's collection tithe-box anyway, is hidden in my spare sock for use as a 'billy' on mutinous crewmen who shirk their Bilge duty. A PM to fearless leader Wolferz has proved unavailing...as yet..

and who the hell made you COB?

Eichhörnchen · 09-26-17, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Who is this Eichornchen? What power has he here?

I cannot tell you but that it is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, all done up in a furry skin

Aktungbby · 09-26-17, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Aktunk, I'm promoting you to COB so you'll be positioned directly under me. Time to start whipping the crew into shape....

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

NOT HAPPENIN"!!! I know what You use 'cobs positioned directly under you' for!

'Specially since fearless leader is locked in the head with the pigboat's TP allotment...buffing his Rat's tail scales to a gleam! We are forced to be innovative....you get back the TP and use the corn to feed the nanny-goat and I'll reconsider and if ya wanna teach Tango, the chef-padre, to make corn pone with bilgebrew gravy 'n grits ....well I've dined in Southern truck stops; it beats Breitlingspülver.

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Aktung, you will follow orders. Everyone must know their position, you're under me, Swamp is under you and so on. Sorry, everyone can't be on top. Imagine a branch diagram chart, there's Wolferz, then me under him, you under me. Your position is most important, because you have several men under you at the same time, all looking for your guidance.

Now, assign positions to all the men under you and I'll stand behind you all the way....

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Originally Posted by Armistead

and who the hell made you COB?

U DID! And after not so gentle persuasion at that! You're obviously not not taking your ARICEPT again; your memory is slipping and the only thing that 'gets hard' on U these days is your arteries

so I'll feel a lot safer when you're 'standing behind me ...all the way...

which is a relief to me since Fearless Leader, Wolferz, absconded with all of the Aft-o-Glide when he went AWOL.

04-24-17, 07:01 PM	#1726
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Checking in....any news Anyways, deck gun practice will resume as soon as we get a new inner tube for the rocks. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

04-27-17, 06:58 AM	#1727
Kaptlt.Endrass Sonar Guy Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Longer On A Big Grey Floaty Thing Posts: 395 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Not to my knowledge. __________________ "That flag and I are twins, born in the same hour from the same womb of destiny. We cannot be parted in life or in death; so long as we float, we shall float together." As much as I dislike it sometimes, I'm a tin can sailor, through and through.

04-27-17, 10:02 PM	#1728
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	When you get my age, no news is good news...Everyone as they were.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

05-24-17, 05:45 PM	#1729
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"There's a really nasty, dizzzgusting cheesy smell down here... don't you young men ever change your socks?" __________________

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09-25-17, 08:29 AM	#1733
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Relax... I wasn't referring to The Bilge but that other place of treetop buffoonery. So maybe I was thinking of Harvs... he also disappeared suddenly one day. Your Vice-President's seat is still vacant, btw. __________________

09-26-17, 12:41 AM	#1735
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Unless there's been a mutiny, I still command this ship, so all offices are as they were. I took over when Wolferz took his pilgrimage to the head, Our last board meeting in 2016 was rescheduled to 2017, that one has also been postponed until the Great Wolferz speaks. Until that moment, as you were! __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.