Did A German Submarine Sink the Titanic?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Falkirion

Where'd this moron come from? No. An iceburg did it.

"Icist" comments like that have no place on this board! "An iceberg"? It was one specific iceberg, and it in no way reflects on icebergs in general. Most icebergs are harmless. You leave them alone and they'll leave you alone. Why, some of my best friends are icebergs! This one obviously had some social issues, and needs to be locked up, or at least put under psychiatric care. Maybe Skybird can help. On the other hand he might not be the best choice. "Iceberg", "Skybird" - there might be a distant family relation and a corrupted name involved. Of course the iceberg may merely have been startled by the ship, and attacked out of fear. We may never know, since the iceberg died a few weeks later, supposedly of natural causes.

Ice cubes, on the other hand? The only good ice cube is one you can chew on. Why that rapper guy changed his name to associate with their kind I'll never know. Do you know what ice cubes do? Drop down unsuspecting people's backs, that's what they do!