Proposal: First one to post wins - Page 8

THEBERBSTER · 01-29-18, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

I hereby lodge a formal protest and demand the proclamation of winner be rescinded in-accordance with standard operating procedures of the general assembly of tree dwelling rodents. Until a full inquiry and investigation can made into the lack of representation of gender and visible minorities. Nepotism, conspiracey, voter fraud, poor hygene, and lack of clean underwear. Internet connectivity issues which may have hindered other participants from competing in a timely manner. Lack of certified timepieces needed to measure the post times. These issues which seemed to be directed and planned by dictatorial powers for the purposes of benifitting the player known as Fubar2Niner.

My wife wants a word with you regarding the mention of my underware/underpants.
She wants to put you through our mangle.
Peter

Rockstar · 01-29-18, 01:29 PM

Really, you still make your wife use those?

Last one I saw was my grandmother's 1950 Speed Queen Model 702

Eichhörnchen · 01-30-18, 03:50 AM

I'd forgotten that it was this nonsense gave birth to Whac-A-Squirrel:

20 Sept 2016

Whac-A-Squirrel

"Whilst we await the winner of The First Person To Post Wins tonight, and wonder how we're going to waste our lives afterwards, I've just thought of what might be the biggest and most exciting waste of time we've had so far"

Well fancy that....

STEED · 01-30-18, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I'd forgotten that it was this nonsense

GIBBER GIBBER GIBBER...

Eichhörnchen · 01-31-18, 04:37 AM

We used to call that a "dustcart" and those guys "binmen" (or "dustmen"). Now it's a "refuse vehicle" and they are "technical operatives" or something like that.

Catfish · 01-31-18, 04:40 AM

^ Orwell was right, with announcing 'newspeak'

STEED · 01-31-18, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

We used to call that a "dustcart" and those guys "binmen" (or "dustmen"). Now it's a "refuse vehicle" and they are "technical operatives" or something like that.

They will soon have some echo friendly positive and...

I give up.

01-29-18, 01:29 PM	#107
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,840 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Really, you still make your wife use those? Last one I saw was my grandmother's 1950 Speed Queen Model 702 __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

01-30-18, 03:50 AM	#108
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	This is where it all began I'd forgotten that it was this nonsense gave birth to Whac-A-Squirrel: 20 Sept 2016 Whac-A-Squirrel "Whilst we await the winner of The First Person To Post Wins tonight, and wonder how we're going to waste our lives afterwards, I've just thought of what might be the biggest and most exciting waste of time we've had so far" Well fancy that.... __________________

01-31-18, 04:37 AM	#110
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,755 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	We used to call that a "dustcart" and those guys "binmen" (or "dustmen"). Now it's a "refuse vehicle" and they are "technical operatives" or something like that. __________________

01-31-18, 04:40 AM	#111
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,897 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ Orwell was right, with announcing 'newspeak' __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.