How Lame is This

[Mush Martin]

So a week and half before it came out
I went into my local EB games and
confirmed that they would be getting
in copies of the new release of silent
hunter iv gold editions when It came
out. the dude says yeah we have a
half dozen on order and they should
be in around the 13th, naturally I assumed
with a release date of the 12th that
this kind of followed a certain sort of logic
in the universe. The kid says would you
like to pay the extra to reserve one.
I said kid you have my number call
me if you want the sale when it comes in.
so release date came and went and no
phone call. but as it turned out maybe
he didnt call on purpose because he may
have realized what I just did this morning
and and wanted to save himself the embarrasement
of trying to explain it.

Today I went in and there on the
shelf sat six brand spanking new copies
of silent hunter iv original release just
like the two already on my shelf. nowhere
to be found is Gold edition w/ubm
my wife says ask the guy
I says "I can read and these six werent
here last week were moving on.
screw em we will go
to the other one instead where hopefully
the manager/proprieter has evolved something
beyond a lizard brain. So we go to the other
EB games and there on the shelf sit six brand
spanky new copies of the previous not the
current edition of silent hunter iv and I come
to realize that somewhere either at the regional
or national level someone has a badly displaced
and extremely dyspeptic liver for a brain.

I have bought my last game at EB Games
after this and a few other previous impossibities
I find most of the time the service I get at EB games
is completely sub standard.

She says talk to the dood.
I says screw it we just became
bestbuy customers.

M
(just my rant)