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[Von Due]

Reading how Iran's Wisest of the Wise have banned nature documentaries showing a buffalo's rear end as it would be too suggestive. May I suggest the new Iranian breed of horses

[Jimbuna]

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

[Jimbuna]

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

[Jimbuna]

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

[Jimbuna]

You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."

[Jimbuna]

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

[Jimbuna]

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

[Jimbuna]

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

[Jimbuna]

You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside.

[Jimbuna]

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

[Jimbuna]

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

[Von Due]

Anyone who thinks the earth is flat: Play the Silent Hunter series and learn the true shape of the earth. It's a cylinder.

[Jimbuna]

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million pounds."

[Jimbuna]

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

[BossMark]

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?...
He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!