The LolBoot Thread - Page 49

Jimbuna · 12-30-12, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Jim, that's the same joke you made back in July. That might be reason to ignore it, but it's only eight posts up on this same page (#711).

Last July

Nearly last year

Sailor Steve · 12-30-12, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Last July

Nearly last year

But still on the same page.

I'm surprised you didn't see it.

geetrue · 01-10-13, 11:30 PM

Last years puns or perhaps last fifty years even

I tried to catchsome fog, but I mist

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Sailor Steve · 01-11-13, 03:09 AM

I give up. What does that have to do with funny Das Boot pictures?

postalbyke · 01-21-13, 09:12 AM

Das Boot only came out in the eighties, right? So these puns are the direct predecessor. You'd imagine your CO, XO, or wardroom telling these to each other. :P

Anyrate! Back to Moses!

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

"Jew kiddin' me?"
"No, Israeli how he does it!"
"Are you Syria-s?"
"I Canaan tell a lie."

(as told to me by Aaron Schwartz, who observes the shabbat)

Sailor Steve · 01-21-13, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by postalbyke

...

Read the title: "The LolBoot Thread."
We already have a joke thread. I strongly suggest you post your jokes there, and leave this to funny Das Boot pictures. I wouldn't be this strong about it, but this thread is stickied precisely because of the novel concept. It's not there for you to post anything and everything.

Consider this a warning.

Jimbuna · 01-21-13, 11:24 AM

If your having the spring roll I think I'll go for the crispy duck in noodles.

Herr-Berbunch · 01-21-13, 11:56 AM

Warning taken

Jimbuna · 01-21-13, 12:08 PM

You were warned what would happen if you didn't stay on topic.

Betonov · 01-21-13, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I give up. What does that have to do with funny Das Boot pictures?

Who cares, they're funny as hell

Sailor Steve · 01-21-13, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betonov

Who cares, they're funny as hell

Then post it in the Joke thread, where it belongs.

The Enigma · 01-21-13, 02:37 PM

Hmmm, Ein LOLBoot Thread?
I don't know what to think about that, is it funny?

Jimbuna · 01-21-13, 03:51 PM

You said we should never meet in public darling!

AVGWarhawk · 01-21-13, 04:10 PM

Lemons men! A great source for stopping constipation! You realize there is only one head on this boat, ya?

The Enigma · 01-26-13, 11:41 AM

He shouldn't have quit smoking.
Look at the poor guy how he is drooling for a cigarette.

01-10-13, 11:30 PM	#723
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Last years puns or perhaps last fifty years even I tried to catchsome fog, but I mist When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type- O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. PMS jokes aren't funny, period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! Broken pencils are pointless. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. Velcro - what a rip off! Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner? Oh deer! Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. __________________

01-11-13, 03:09 AM	#724
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I give up. What does that have to do with funny Das Boot pictures? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-21-13, 09:12 AM	#725
postalbyke Chief Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: In the past... Posts: 321 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 1	Das Boot only came out in the eighties, right? So these puns are the direct predecessor. You'd imagine your CO, XO, or wardroom telling these to each other. :P Anyrate! Back to Moses! How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. "Jew kiddin' me?" "No, Israeli how he does it!" "Are you Syria-s?" "I Canaan tell a lie." (as told to me by Aaron Schwartz, who observes the shabbat) __________________ God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire

01-21-13, 11:24 AM	#727
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If your having the spring roll I think I'll go for the crispy duck in noodles. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-21-13, 11:56 AM	#728
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Warning taken __________________

01-21-13, 12:08 PM	#729
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You were warned what would happen if you didn't stay on topic. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-21-13, 02:37 PM	#732
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Hmmm, Ein LOLBoot Thread? I don't know what to think about that, is it funny? __________________

01-21-13, 03:51 PM	#733
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You said we should never meet in public darling! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-21-13, 04:10 PM	#734
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Lemons men! A great source for stopping constipation! You realize there is only one head on this boat, ya? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-26-13, 11:41 AM	#735
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	He shouldn't have quit smoking. Look at the poor guy how he is drooling for a cigarette. __________________