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01-21-18, 09:39 AM | #7846 |
Chief of the Boat
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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
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01-22-18, 12:31 PM | #7847 |
Chief of the Boat
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To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
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01-22-18, 01:02 PM | #7848 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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When he was technically just half the man he's become!
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01-23-18, 09:59 AM | #7849 |
Lucky Jack
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How do you know? He could have been a she.
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01-23-18, 10:16 AM | #7850 |
Chief of the Boat
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Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
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01-24-18, 08:27 AM | #7851 |
Chief of the Boat
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Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
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01-26-18, 09:07 AM | #7852 |
Chief of the Boat
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My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
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01-27-18, 07:06 AM | #7853 |
Lucky Jack
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Stupid question at interviews that is, I live in the here and now so how do I know what it will be like in 5 years time or 10 years time. I don't own a bloody time machine you know!
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01-27-18, 07:20 AM | #7854 |
Chief of the Boat
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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
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01-31-18, 09:09 AM | #7855 |
Rear Admiral
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Did you know? One unusual letter in the English language is never silent: the letter V.
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01-31-18, 10:54 AM | #7856 |
Chief of the Boat
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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
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01-31-18, 11:09 AM | #7857 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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^ESPECIALLY IN THE 'BELLY' OF THE BEAST!
Indeed!
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02-01-18, 06:32 AM | #7858 |
Chief of the Boat
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I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
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02-03-18, 06:26 AM | #7859 |
Chief of the Boat
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
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02-03-18, 03:11 PM | #7860 |
Navy Seal
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My ex didn't like it when I referred to her nagging: she preferred to call it "motivational speaking"...
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