UK Politics Thread

[Jimbuna]

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[STEED]

George Osborne gives his Christmas message..

My dear friends in the city, as you can see I have started to give these filthy low life scrounging plebs a hard time by cutting their benefits, I can say next year I will inflict more pain on these slobs who are still in bed at 5 am in the morning, while you my friends have to go out in filthy cold weather lashing down with rain to work.

Next year, all the unemployed will be forced to work in sweat shops 16 hours a day with no breaks and work until they die. As for the working class I will make them pay 100% TAX & VAT on everything and I mean everything. They will have to pay £500 to use their own toilets..This will teach these scum bags to vote Labour. And as for the middle class who as we know are so stupid this is where you come in my friends.

Our PM David Cameron will give you the green light in 2013, and I want you to rip off the middle class with even more wonderful ponzi schemes and bankrupt them all. Once we have destroyed the working/middle classes they will become our slaves and do as we tell them. Finally I say this, go forth and make money for me so I can wipe my arse on it.

[Jimbuna]

[BossMark]

STEED my friend thats so bloody true

[BossMark]

Hunting: Minister says ban repeal vote 'not imminent'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20842791


This should be changed into hunt the toff now that would be fun

[Jimbuna]

For once, a Tory teling the truth:

Mr Paterson told the Telegraph: "At the moment, it would not be my proposal to bring forward a vote we were going to lose."

[BossMark]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

For once, a Tory teling the truth:

Now that just doesn't seem right

[Jimbuna]

True...but it clould be a lie

[STEED]

Mr Paterson told a pack of lies that was the truth which turn out to be a load of lies with the truth resulting in a truth full of lies.

[Jimbuna]

that's what I meant

[BossMark]

Jimmy Savile sought Margaret Thatcher Stoke Mandeville help

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20797726


Sweet mother of god he really was a sick bastard wanting the help this evil woman.

[Jimbuna]

I'd sleep with her today for £500,000

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I'd sleep with her today for £500,000

That's far to kinky even for me!

[STEED]

A number of reports are warning of a tough 2013 in the jobs market, with one study predicting it will be a "hard year of slog" for even those in work.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/uk-economy-...mt-container-b

Great that's all I need to know. Stop bloody cutting and get our Industry back up and running you Tory dimwits.

[Jimbuna]

Memo urges Lib Dems to criticise Tories

Lib Dems have been encouraged to criticise their Tory coalition partners as well as the Labour opposition.
In a leaked internal memo, senior Lib Dems were urged to spread the message that the Conservatives cannot be trusted to help build a fairer society.
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg had told his party it keeps the coalition "anchored in the centre ground".
But the memo suggests voters should be reminded that the Tories wanted to "look after the super rich".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20865288