What Are You Doing In Real Life II - Page 73

Fubar2Niner · 08-11-17, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Not long back from the vets and the dog is looking and feeling quite sorry for himself having just had his goolies removed.

Ooouchhh !!! I know how the poor bugger feels Jim, my wife decided the same fate for me after our fourth child

Aktungbby · 08-11-17, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Ooouchhh !!! I know how the poor bugger feels Jim, my wife decided the same fate for me after our fourth child

HEY Pard! Next time I'm pub-hoppin' in England...the highballs are on ME!

STEED · 08-11-17, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Ooouchhh !!! I know how the poor bugger feels Jim, my wife decided the same fate for me after our fourth child

Pair of red raw massive plums.

Jimbuna · 08-12-17, 08:07 AM

He's feeling awful sorry for himself, just lying around and dozing. I'm having a hell of a job getting the painkiller tablets down his throat even when wrapped in his favourite chicken slices.

The little bugga keeps spitting them out.

STEED · 08-12-17, 04:12 PM

Quiet day here resting up my knackered back relaxing and still got another two days to relax.

Bliss

STEED · 08-13-17, 07:51 AM

Just having a chicken curry soup with a dash of BBQ sauce in it...Mmmmmm.

Jimbuna · 08-13-17, 10:44 AM

Brought the holiday suitcases down from the loft and as the wife and I looked through the contents it quickly became abundantly clear that none of my trousers fit anymore (I've actually shrunk two waist sizes) so off we go tomorrow in search of replacements.

The wife in her usually jovial/cheeky way suggested we start at the charity shops

STEED · 08-13-17, 10:51 AM

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quickly became abundantly clear that none of my trousers fit anymore (I've actually shrunk two waist sizes)

Buy a belt or trouser braces.

Like me, I never throw out trousers that are now too big and the danger of dropping down! Bought a couple of belts and put notches in them when the flab has gone down.

Too much wast in this country you know.

Jimbuna · 08-13-17, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Buy a belt or trouser braces.

Like me, I never throw out trousers that are now too big and the danger of dropping down! Bought a couple of belts and put notches in them when the flab has gone down.

Too much wast in this country you know.

Tight wad

STEED · 08-13-17, 04:19 PM

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Tight wad

Money bags.

Jimbuna · 08-14-17, 03:04 PM

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Money bags.

Certainly not now anyways...not long back from replacement trouser shopping spree

The wife obviously had a few items of clothing that caught her eye

STEED · 08-14-17, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Certainly not now anyways...not long back from replacement trouser shopping spree

The wife obviously had a few items of clothing that caught her eye

That will teach you to throw away good trousers and all you needed to buy was a belt or trouser braces.

Jimbuna · 08-14-17, 03:26 PM

STEED · 08-14-17, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

There you go, do that to the wife and.....Hubba hubba.

Jimbuna · 08-14-17, 03:48 PM

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There you go, do that to the wife and.....Hubba hubba.

08-12-17, 08:07 AM	#1084
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,691 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He's feeling awful sorry for himself, just lying around and dozing. I'm having a hell of a job getting the painkiller tablets down his throat even when wrapped in his favourite chicken slices. The little bugga keeps spitting them out. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-12-17, 04:12 PM	#1085
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Quiet day here resting up my knackered back relaxing and still got another two days to relax. Bliss __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 08-13-17 at 07:50 AM.

08-13-17, 07:51 AM	#1086
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Just having a chicken curry soup with a dash of BBQ sauce in it...Mmmmmm. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-13-17, 10:44 AM	#1087
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,691 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Brought the holiday suitcases down from the loft and as the wife and I looked through the contents it quickly became abundantly clear that none of my trousers fit anymore (I've actually shrunk two waist sizes) so off we go tomorrow in search of replacements. The wife in her usually jovial/cheeky way suggested we start at the charity shops __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-14-17, 03:26 PM	#1093
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,691 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)