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Old 07-27-11, 07:07 AM   #976
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Yes they do, without Google I'd never know about your passion for dwarf-toe pictures, or your lust for, and actions with, canal railings - you pervert!!!

Glad you didn't find the pictures where I put red wigs made of dwarf hair on canal railings before I fetch the bucket full of marmelade, the horseshoes, the rubber boots and then [censored]!

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I'm sure this red thing must be just a continental thing, not many fans in the British Isles! Don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful women who have red hair, natural or otherwise, but their hair colouring is not my primary concern.
Aye, just like in food: You guys don't know what's good God gave you this climate to manufacture yummy pale gingers! That many people don't appreciate them, leaves more for sickos like me and Betonov!
Some years ago, I thought Fergie was quite hot
However my personal Miss Britain is Kristy Gallacher - a non ginger! hmm, have to post her in the hot chick thread.

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Old 07-27-11, 07:13 AM   #977
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YI'm sure this red thing must be just a continental thing, not many fans in the British Isles! Don't get me wrong, there are some beautiful women who have red hair, natural or otherwise, but their hair colouring is not my primary concern.
More like an inteligence thing, at least in my part of the continent. The beefcakes, wannabe's and middle aged man-children always go for the blondes. Not light golden brown natural blond but the litres of peroxide per washing blondes. Any women here that wants a man, a real man, will dye herself red. The above categories are scared of reds. You got to outmanever a red, they're never fast and easy.

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Old 07-27-11, 07:13 AM   #978
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Old 07-27-11, 10:33 AM   #979
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Glad you didn't find the pictures where I put red wigs made of dwarf hair on canal railings before I fetch the bucket full of marmelade, the horseshoes, the rubber boots and then [censored]!
Oh but I did, I just didn't want to make you seem that bad to the rest of the Subsim crowd!


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Aye, just like in food: You guys don't know what's good God gave you this climate to manufacture yummy pale gingers! That many people don't appreciate them, leaves more for sickos like me and Betonov!
Some years ago, I thought Fergie was quite hot
She has, I admit, had her moments - but they've been few and far between. I was on exercise at Bruggen and saw a woman who had dyed her hair red and as we drove past I commented on it to my colleagues. A few days later we went to Roermond, for Rosenmontag - I was dressed as an elephant and after many beers I ended up with this same woman, we continued a relationship for several months after . My one and only red.

Here's my Elephant suit (I no longer own )




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Old 07-27-11, 01:37 PM   #980
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Is that you in the middle of the picture, nice "clothes"
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Old 07-27-11, 03:33 PM   #981
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More like an inteligence thing, at least in my part of the continent. The beefcakes, wannabe's and middle aged man-children always go for the blondes. Not light golden brown natural blond but the litres of peroxide per washing blondes. Any women here that wants a man, a real man, will dye herself red. The above categories are scared of reds. You got to outmanever a red, they're never fast and easy.

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However,how are things going with a date now,
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Old 07-27-11, 04:13 PM   #982
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However,how are things going with a date now,
Been on a drink today, but with a different one, a brunette. She's as good as they come. If on friday the weather is any good, we'll go mountaineering. You may finnaly get a frontal picture of me
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Old 07-27-11, 05:49 PM   #983
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I was dressed as an elephant...

Here's my Elephant suit (I no longer own )

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Is that you in the middle of the picture, nice "clothes"
How many blue or red elephants (not including Elmer) have you seen?

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Old 07-27-11, 06:08 PM   #984
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Maybe Vendor's been at Benotov's cherry brandy early
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Old 07-27-11, 06:17 PM   #986
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Yes,very maybe
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Maybe Vendor's been at Benotov's cherry brandy early
Patrick Fitzwilliam and William Fitzpatrick...ya reckon?
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You should because the previous post can be a rather painful experience
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Herr-Berbunch, that costume suits you!

No it doesn't! I lied!
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