The Bilge - Page 58

Tango589 · 12-22-14, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The cow is tied up on the pier and it's your turn to do the milking.

Just wondering why the cow only has one teat?

Wolferz · 12-22-14, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Just wondering why the cow only has one teat?

That's udderly ridiculous.

Put your glasses on.

Aktungbby · 12-22-14, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

Just wondering why the cow only has one teat?

Effectively you're right! the poor ol' Bossy has only one functioning teat: Armistead has been sneakily paying the cow 'lip service' and the poor thing has 'bovine mastitis'. He's gotta get his la leche anyway he can. I knew it wasn't Swamprat69er molesting the ol' bossy; he's lactose intolerant. At least Armistead leaves my nanny goat alone-he knows I churn for goat cheese.

Tango589 · 12-22-14, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Armistead has been sneakily paying the cow 'lip service'

That is a faintly horrendous thought and I'll thank you not to make me imagine it again.

Aktungbby · 12-22-14, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

That is a faintly horrendous thought and I'll thank you not to make me imagine it again.

It boggled my immoooogination too

Bossy was a lookn' shocked too!

Wolferz · 12-23-14, 06:26 AM

I think somebody might be confused or severely myopic.

If the cow in question only has one teat...
Holy Crap! It's a BULL!

Looks like I'm not having Corn Flakes for breakfast.

Aktungbby · 12-23-14, 12:28 PM

WELL as our fearless leader you must occasionally 'take the bull by the horns'! And be seen doing IT!

No outright 'COW-r-dice is permitted in the Bilge- beyond occasional 'timely shirking' of duty like some Italian cruise-ship capitano!

Your choice: new style- ca. 2006>

or old style ca.-1600 BC>

Who knows? the BILGE might revive a 'national pastime'-A whole 'lotta BULL...leaping

Wolferz · 12-23-14, 12:54 PM

Six maids a milking...
a bull.

Aktungbby · 12-24-14, 03:11 AM

This just in: It seems our little 'drubbing Fatboy scheme' has prompted Sony to stiffen its wimpy First Amendment resolve and release their movie... against our-The BILGERATS- obtaining movie rights to 'Shark Fin Soup'(working title.)

Dennis Rodman who actually believes in 'freedom of everything' collects royalties on every mask, is a screen guild member; and would gleefully have played himself, like John Malkovitch in Being John Malkovitch and to just keep up with his former BULLS teammate, Michael Jordan in Space JAM opposite all the cartoon characters! Naturally, Revered Fatboy would have been a computer generated character as well, to save production co$t$-essentially he's real life cartoon character anyway. Just the dinero for the idea copywrite would have bulged the Bilges' coffers considerably! DAMN!

Wolferz · 12-24-14, 06:04 AM

The premise for the Sony film in question is, well, absurd.

I mean, who would spend money to fly half way around the world to interview a cabbage patch kid?

I think I figured out why Rodman likes to visit...
They pay him in gold bars so they can boast:
"We have long yang in Pyongyang and we love you long time"
Ho John!

Eichhörnchen · 12-24-14, 02:04 PM

Happy Christmas from Secret Squirrel

swamprat69er · 12-24-14, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Happy Christmas from Secret Squirrel

Well, thank you! Nuts for the nutty.

Wolferz · 12-24-14, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen

Happy Christmas from Secret Squirrel

I bet your wee jaws are sore.

Anybody have a nut cracker?

Aktungbby · 12-24-14, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Anybody have a nut cracker?

swamprat69er · 12-24-14, 10:23 PM

For walnuts in the shell, I've got my fist.

12-23-14, 06:26 AM	#861
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	State of confusion... I think somebody might be confused or severely myopic. If the cow in question only has one teat... Holy Crap! It's a BULL! Looks like I'm not having Corn Flakes for breakfast. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-23-14, 12:28 PM	#862
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,987 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Nuthin good goes outta style WELL as our fearless leader you must occasionally 'take the bull by the horns'! And be seen doing IT! No outright 'COW-r-dice is permitted in the Bilge- beyond occasional 'timely shirking' of duty like some Italian cruise-ship capitano! Your choice: new style- ca. 2006>or old style ca.-1600 BC>Who knows? the BILGE might revive a 'national pastime'-A whole 'lotta BULL...leaping __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

12-23-14, 12:54 PM	#863
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	It's a sight to behold... Six maids a milking... a bull. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-24-14, 03:11 AM	#864
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,987 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Aced out by corporate Hollywood moguls This just in: It seems our little 'drubbing Fatboy scheme' has prompted Sony to stiffen its wimpy First Amendment resolve and release their movie... against our-The BILGERATS- obtaining movie rights to 'Shark Fin Soup'(working title.) Dennis Rodman who actually believes in 'freedom of everything' collects royalties on every mask, is a screen guild member; and would gleefully have played himself, like John Malkovitch in Being John Malkovitch and to just keep up with his former BULLS teammate, Michael Jordan in Space JAM opposite all the cartoon characters! Naturally, Revered Fatboy would have been a computer generated character as well, to save production co$t$-essentially he's real life cartoon character anyway. Just the dinero for the idea copywrite would have bulged the Bilges' coffers considerably! DAMN! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe" Last edited by Aktungbby; 12-24-14 at 03:21 AM.

12-24-14, 06:04 AM	#865
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The premise for the Sony film in question is, well, absurd. I mean, who would spend money to fly half way around the world to interview a cabbage patch kid? I think I figured out why Rodman likes to visit... They pay him in gold bars so they can boast: "We have long yang in Pyongyang and we love you long time" Ho John! __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-24-14, 02:04 PM	#866
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,793 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I dug these up 'specially for you guys Happy Christmas from Secret Squirrel

12-24-14, 10:23 PM	#870
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	For walnuts in the shell, I've got my fist. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.