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Old 12-13-14, 01:05 PM   #826
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Oh look. Honey Boo Boo is all growed up.

If we need to lighten the load, take off one of those 600 pound blockbusters. We only want to drop a building, not the whole block.
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Old 12-13-14, 01:36 PM   #827
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Is that what has stopped up the head?
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Old 12-14-14, 08:52 AM   #828
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Is that what has stopped up the head?
No, Wolferz shaves his legs and privates in the toilet....
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Old 12-14-14, 12:28 PM   #829
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Starting isn't the problem.
Your Cessna twin engine is on tricycle landing gear. Real easy to taxi, take off and land. The B-17 is a 'tail dragger'. A whole new world will open up for you when you try to get one of those flying buses into the air. Landing is a whole 'nother story. Just because you might be able to do it on a 'puter, don't mean squat in the real world, but you are welcome to try. I will stay in the hanger and watch.
While I agree that the Fortress is a bus and I'll need a lot more runway to get up, the tail drag set-up is not new for me. I fitted an aftermarket kit to my plane that fixed the tricycle problem.

@Armistead: To continue the questions, what type of sub are we even on? I have yet to go out on deck, the stern tubes being so screwy.
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Old 12-15-14, 03:57 AM   #830
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While I agree that the Fortress is a bus and I'll need a lot more runway to get up, the tail drag set-up is not new for me. I fitted an aftermarket kit to my plane that fixed the tricycle problem.

@Armistead: To continue the questions, what type of sub are we even on? I have yet to go out on deck, the stern tubes being so screwy.
Tambor Class Sub....
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Old 12-15-14, 01:42 PM   #831
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No, Wolferz shaves his legs and privates in the toilet....

You like to watch?
How else could you know that?

What a voyeur!
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Old 12-15-14, 01:57 PM   #832
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You like to watch?
How else could you know that?

What a voyeur!
Does he ever!
(thankyou spoon 11)
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Old 12-15-14, 02:07 PM   #833
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*BING BONG*

This is a boat-wide broadcast:

Johnsons Eye Bleach is available in the Confessional should anyone need it.

*BING BANG BONG*
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Old 12-15-14, 05:55 PM   #834
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What's Santa up to here?

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Does he ever!
(thankyou spoon 11)

Taking care of the naughty list of course!

You can tell those aren't my legs. Too much hair.
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Old 12-18-14, 11:42 PM   #835
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Looks like advanced ticket sales are doing well.
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Old 12-18-14, 11:47 PM   #836
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From left to right... MWolfe, Wernher, firefiter18.

Talk about your three blind rats!
I would've been in the shot but, somebody had to take the picture and we couldn't afford a professional photographer.

I don't remember who came up with that secret handshake.
{selective memory loss from a stroke} instead of a shake.

It may have had something to do with the hookers...


and the mickies Swamprat was putting in our beer.

C'mon in Steed. We like fellows with down under accents.

If'n you don't perform the secret handshake Mister Tango, well, I don't blame you. Armistead gets all touchy feely and wants to man hug everybody when we greet new members. Just smack him with a rolled up newspaper or stuff a pretzel in his mouth and he'll calm down. {low blood sugar I think}
Truculence That's aggressively brutal of you to say.

Step back FF, it's my axe now and we need the fire wood.
LOL first picture!
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Old 12-19-14, 04:41 AM   #837
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LOL first picture!

Say, weren't you the Steersman for the Titanic?

Boy! When the captain asked for ice, you took it way too literal!
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Old 12-19-14, 11:51 AM   #838
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Default Kim Jong-un BBY! & sub #748

Fellow bilge rats: BAD NEWS-THIS AM! My computer was hacked sometime during the night. Nothing serious so far, but it seems my previously insensitive vituperations have attracted the close attention of 'fatboy of the wasteland'. Our government seems incapable of even a token cyberdefense! Therefore, To make amends and save from further cyber-attacks, I have taken it upon myself-as the BILGE'S Foreign Minister-to nominate a new Bilgerat Emeritus as a golden-palm token of good will, amity, toadying sycophancy and conciliatory deference in the spirit of Christmas! I mean, if Obama can recognize CUBA how can we of the BILGE lag behind!!! Lord knows he's got the right toys...oops gotta go- George Cloony's on the line! You keep your friends close but your fatboys even closer!
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Old 12-20-14, 06:45 AM   #839
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I have taken it upon myself-as the BILGE'S Foreign Minister-to nominate a new Bilgerat Emeritus as a golden-palm token of good will, amity, toadying sycophancy and conciliatory deference in the spirit of Christmas!
What will this International Brown-Nosing involve?
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Old 12-20-14, 07:34 AM   #840
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Little Kim is just a Weeble with a bad hair weave.
We all know that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down unless you toss them from an elevated location.

He deserves NOTHING from us. Ever!
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