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12-13-14, 01:05 PM | #826 |
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Oh look. Honey Boo Boo is all growed up.
If we need to lighten the load, take off one of those 600 pound blockbusters. We only want to drop a building, not the whole block.
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12-13-14, 01:36 PM | #827 |
Shark above Space Chicken
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Is that what has stopped up the head?
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12-14-14, 08:52 AM | #828 |
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No, Wolferz shaves his legs and privates in the toilet....
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12-14-14, 12:28 PM | #829 | |
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@Armistead: To continue the questions, what type of sub are we even on? I have yet to go out on deck, the stern tubes being so screwy.
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12-15-14, 03:57 AM | #830 | |
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12-15-14, 01:42 PM | #831 |
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You like to watch? How else could you know that? What a voyeur!
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12-15-14, 01:57 PM | #832 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Does he ever!
(thankyou spoon 11)
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12-15-14, 02:07 PM | #833 |
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*BING BONG*
This is a boat-wide broadcast: Johnsons Eye Bleach is available in the Confessional should anyone need it. *BING BANG BONG*
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12-15-14, 05:55 PM | #834 |
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What's Santa up to here?
Taking care of the naughty list of course! You can tell those aren't my legs. Too much hair.
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12-18-14, 11:42 PM | #835 |
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Looks like advanced ticket sales are doing well.
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12-18-14, 11:47 PM | #836 | |
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12-19-14, 04:41 AM | #837 |
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Say, weren't you the Steersman for the Titanic? Boy! When the captain asked for ice, you took it way too literal!
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12-19-14, 11:51 AM | #838 |
Gefallen Engel U-666
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Kim Jong-un BBY! & sub #748
Fellow bilge rats: BAD NEWS-THIS AM! My computer was hacked sometime during the night. Nothing serious so far, but it seems my previously insensitive vituperations have attracted the close attention of 'fatboy of the wasteland'. Our government seems incapable of even a token cyberdefense! Therefore, To make amends and save from further cyber-attacks, I have taken it upon myself-as the BILGE'S Foreign Minister-to nominate a new Bilgerat Emeritus as a golden-palm token of good will, amity, toadying sycophancy and conciliatory deference in the spirit of Christmas! I mean, if Obama can recognize CUBA how can we of the BILGE lag behind!!! Lord knows he's got the right toys...oops gotta go- George Cloony's on the line! You keep your friends close but your fatboys even closer!
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12-20-14, 06:45 AM | #839 |
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What will this International Brown-Nosing involve?
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12-20-14, 07:34 AM | #840 |
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Little Kim is just a Weeble with a bad hair weave.
We all know that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down unless you toss them from an elevated location. He deserves NOTHING from us. Ever!
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