The Bilge - Page 56

Wolferz · 12-13-14, 01:05 PM

Oh look. Honey Boo Boo is all growed up.

If we need to lighten the load, take off one of those 600 pound blockbusters. We only want to drop a building, not the whole block.

Buddahaid · 12-13-14, 01:36 PM

Is that what has stopped up the head?

Armistead · 12-14-14, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Is that what has stopped up the head?

No, Wolferz shaves his legs and privates in the toilet....

Kaptlt.Endrass · 12-14-14, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Starting isn't the problem.
Your Cessna twin engine is on tricycle landing gear. Real easy to taxi, take off and land. The B-17 is a 'tail dragger'. A whole new world will open up for you when you try to get one of those flying buses into the air. Landing is a whole 'nother story. Just because you might be able to do it on a 'puter, don't mean squat in the real world, but you are welcome to try. I will stay in the hanger and watch.

While I agree that the Fortress is a bus and I'll need a lot more runway to get up, the tail drag set-up is not new for me. I fitted an aftermarket kit to my plane that fixed the tricycle problem.

@Armistead: To continue the questions, what type of sub are we even on? I have yet to go out on deck, the stern tubes being so screwy.

Armistead · 12-15-14, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaptlt.Endrass

While I agree that the Fortress is a bus and I'll need a lot more runway to get up, the tail drag set-up is not new for me. I fitted an aftermarket kit to my plane that fixed the tricycle problem.

@Armistead: To continue the questions, what type of sub are we even on? I have yet to go out on deck, the stern tubes being so screwy.

Tambor Class Sub....

Wolferz · 12-15-14, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

No, Wolferz shaves his legs and privates in the toilet....

You like to watch?
How else could you know that?

What a voyeur!

Aktungbby · 12-15-14, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You like to watch?
How else could you know that?

What a voyeur!

Does he ever!

(thankyou spoon 11)

Tango589 · 12-15-14, 02:07 PM

*BING BONG*

This is a boat-wide broadcast:

Johnsons Eye Bleach is available in the Confessional should anyone need it.

*BING BANG BONG*

Wolferz · 12-15-14, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Does he ever!

(thankyou spoon 11)

Taking care of the naughty list of course!

You can tell those aren't my legs. Too much hair.

Buddahaid · 12-18-14, 11:42 PM

Looks like advanced ticket sales are doing well.

Titanicgeek · 12-18-14, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

From left to right... MWolfe, Wernher, firefiter18.

Talk about your three blind rats!
I would've been in the shot but, somebody had to take the picture and we couldn't afford a professional photographer.

I don't remember who came up with that secret handshake.
{selective memory loss from a stroke} instead of a shake.

It may have had something to do with the hookers...

and the mickies Swamprat was putting in our beer.

C'mon in Steed. We like fellows with down under accents.

If'n you don't perform the secret handshake Mister Tango, well, I don't blame you. Armistead gets all touchy feely and wants to man hug everybody when we greet new members. Just smack him with a rolled up newspaper or stuff a pretzel in his mouth and he'll calm down. {low blood sugar I think}
Truculence

That's aggressively brutal of you to say.

Step back FF, it's my axe now and we need the fire wood.

LOL first picture!

Wolferz · 12-19-14, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Titanicgeek

LOL first picture!

Say, weren't you the Steersman for the Titanic?

Boy! When the captain asked for ice, you took it way too literal!

Aktungbby · 12-19-14, 11:51 AM

Fellow bilge rats: BAD NEWS-THIS AM! My computer was hacked sometime during the night. Nothing serious so far, but it seems my previously insensitive vituperations have attracted the close attention of 'fatboy of the wasteland'. Our government seems incapable of even a token cyberdefense

! Therefore, To make amends and save

from further cyber-attacks, I have taken it upon myself-as the BILGE'S Foreign Minister-to nominate a new Bilgerat Emeritus as a golden-palm token of good will, amity, toadying sycophancy and conciliatory deference in the spirit of Christmas! I mean, if Obama can recognize CUBA how can we of the BILGE lag behind!!!

Lord knows he's got the right toys...oops gotta go- George Cloony's on the line! You keep your friends close but your fatboys even closer!

Tango589 · 12-20-14, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I have taken it upon myself-as the BILGE'S Foreign Minister-to nominate a new Bilgerat Emeritus as a golden-palm token of good will, amity, toadying sycophancy and conciliatory deference in the spirit of Christmas!

What will this International Brown-Nosing involve?

Wolferz · 12-20-14, 07:34 AM

Little Kim is just a Weeble with a bad hair weave.
We all know that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down unless you toss them from an elevated location.

He deserves NOTHING from us. Ever!

12-13-14, 01:05 PM	#826
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Oh look. Honey Boo Boo is all growed up. If we need to lighten the load, take off one of those 600 pound blockbusters. We only want to drop a building, not the whole block. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-13-14, 01:36 PM	#827
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 8,575 Downloads: 160 Uploads: 0	Is that what has stopped up the head? __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

12-15-14, 02:07 PM	#833
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,360 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	BING BONG This is a boat-wide broadcast: Johnsons Eye Bleach is available in the Confessional should anyone need it. BING BANG BONG __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

12-18-14, 11:42 PM	#835
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 8,575 Downloads: 160 Uploads: 0	Looks like advanced ticket sales are doing well. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

12-19-14, 11:51 AM	#838
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,971 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Kim Jong-un BBY! & sub #748 Fellow bilge rats: BAD NEWS-THIS AM! My computer was hacked sometime during the night. Nothing serious so far, but it seems my previously insensitive vituperations have attracted the close attention of 'fatboy of the wasteland'. Our government seems incapable of even a token cyberdefense! Therefore, To make amends and save from further cyber-attacks, I have taken it upon myself-as the BILGE'S Foreign Minister-to nominate a new Bilgerat Emeritus as a golden-palm token of good will, amity, toadying sycophancy and conciliatory deference in the spirit of Christmas! I mean, if Obama can recognize CUBA how can we of the BILGE lag behind!!! Lord knows he's got the right toys...oops gotta go- George Cloony's on the line! You keep your friends close but your fatboys even closer! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

12-20-14, 07:34 AM	#840
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Little Kim is just a Weeble with a bad hair weave. We all know that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down unless you toss them from an elevated location. He deserves NOTHING from us. Ever! __________________ Tomorrow never comes