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08-06-15, 08:32 AM | #8056 |
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Nigel Farage has called for the introduction of an Australian cricket-based immigration system...
All out in less than two hours.
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08-06-15, 01:19 PM | #8057 |
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Cricket Australia.
Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs.
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08-06-15, 05:55 PM | #8058 |
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8 for 15 time we moved "extras" up the batting order.
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08-07-15, 02:26 AM | #8059 |
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I think I drank too much last night.....
I was more wasted than an Australian batsman's sun cream.
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08-07-15, 07:30 AM | #8060 |
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Sylvester Stallone tells us that he is "better at painting than at acting."
I've never seen his paintings, but I agree with him.
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08-07-15, 08:45 AM | #8061 |
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Ok, even though the Australian test team is pathetic, dont forget what nationality the English cricket coach is, an Australian taught England how to play, Australia just forgot how to play.
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08-07-15, 11:36 AM | #8062 |
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Hey Buck up Mate!
I just saw Australia beat Great Britian last night. Total Recall is a good movie! |
08-07-15, 11:44 AM | #8063 |
Starte das Auto
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08-08-15, 01:24 AM | #8064 |
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My son asked, "Dad, where do animals go when they die?"
I said, "It depends, son." He asked, "On whether they were good or bad?" I replied, "No, on whether they taste good or not."
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08-08-15, 02:11 AM | #8065 |
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I was telling the wife that my granddad passed away just after grandma died.
"Aww." She said, "He must have been really close to her." "Very." I told her. "In the passenger seat."
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08-08-15, 08:33 AM | #8066 | |||
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08-08-15, 08:40 AM | #8067 |
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A fit blonde walked up to me in the street yesterday and slipped a piece of paper in my hand with an address on it and the instruction to be there at 8pm tomorrow.
"Heck yes" I thought earlier today as I splashed on my Brute aftershave, "I'm getting laid tonight" I waited outside for 15 minutes and she hadn't turned up., so I popped in and it was a Weight Watchers meeting. Poor girl must have been so hungry, she wrote down the wrong address.
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08-08-15, 11:39 PM | #8068 |
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I'm not saying my mate's rock hard, but his parachute didn't open when he went skydiving recently, so he took it back and got a refund.
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08-09-15, 12:59 AM | #8069 |
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Some experts say that dumb people are fascinated by shiny things.
Well, that explains why woman love jewellery.
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08-09-15, 08:38 AM | #8070 |
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Two compulsive liars are having a conversation when one says to the other,
'I jumped off that building the other day and died' The other replies, ' I know I saw you'
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