UK Politics Thread - Page 50

Jimbuna · 07-17-12, 01:18 PM

Some people simply can't take a joke...pass me my glass of champagne.

Oberon · 07-17-12, 06:24 PM

The pprune and aarse forums are a good read at the moment because of this debacle, getting leave cancelled at such a short notice.

This I found amusing though, and indeed, quite plausible:
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45445

BossMark · 07-18-12, 06:53 AM

With all the defence cuts the Tory posh boys have made this is whats left of our RAF

Oberon · 07-18-12, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark

With all the defence cuts the Tory posh boys have made this is whats left of our RAF

And let's not even get started on the cuts to police forces:

BossMark · 07-18-12, 11:06 AM

And this is our fire brigade after those Tory posh toff boys cuts

Jimbuna · 07-18-12, 12:48 PM

Cameron has just announced on live tv that there will be no more defence budget cuts and went on to say that contrary to popular belief regarding the scrapping of the two carriers currently on the building stocks we have just ordered the latest Swiss design as the viable alternative.

The question remains though...are we buying one or two?

BossMark · 07-19-12, 02:27 PM

And lets not forget what the evil bastards are doing to our NHS

STEED · 07-19-12, 02:27 PM

Quote:

David Cameron: no end in sight for austerity

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/poli...austerity.html

THANKS A BUNCH!

BossMark · 07-19-12, 02:44 PM

Bloody hell if that toff boy keeps on cutting they wont be anything left to cut

Jimbuna · 07-19-12, 03:37 PM

“Now, that doesn’t mean that you can’t cut people’s taxes...You can do exciting and radical and Conservative things at the same time as having difficult overall spending choices.”

I'm beginning to wonder if there'll be anyone working by 2020 to benefit from these 'Conservative things'

07-19-12, 05:34 PM

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I'm beginning to wonder if there'll be anyone working by 2020 to benefit from these 'Conservative things'

There will be lots of highly paid management working on privatised government contracts with the rest of the workforce being made up of unemployed people getting "valuable" work experience doing the jobs they used to be employed in.
Revenue will be a bit of a problem as the "productive" management wouldn't want their income hit too much and the "workers" wouldn't be getting hit by income tax as their "wage" is the dole.
This can be remedied by extending and increasing VAT and extra duty to all essentials like bread and water(come to think of it since privatisation you already get heavily taxed for water don't you).

BossMark · 07-20-12, 01:57 PM

Nick Clegg scheme will pay firm to wake jobless teens

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-18916683

Now I have just about heard it all from this joke government bloody hell fire what a ^^&^^%$%$%^.
But having said that I wonder if I could get them to give me a ring to make sure I am up for work after I have had a skin full

Fubar2Niner · 07-20-12, 02:00 PM

I'll have eggs and bacon with my alarm call please Cleggy

Jimbuna · 07-20-12, 03:33 PM

STEED · 07-20-12, 04:45 PM

I see George has been dipping in the money jar yet again and missing his target again! Good news for the poor he will grab it off you soon, that is to say good news for the rich who he will not touch.

07-17-12, 01:18 PM	#736
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some people simply can't take a joke...pass me my glass of champagne. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-18-12, 06:53 AM	#738
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	With all the defence cuts the Tory posh boys have made this is whats left of our RAF __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-18-12, 11:06 AM	#740
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	And this is our fire brigade after those Tory posh toff boys cuts __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-18-12, 12:48 PM	#741
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Cameron has just announced on live tv that there will be no more defence budget cuts and went on to say that contrary to popular belief regarding the scrapping of the two carriers currently on the building stocks we have just ordered the latest Swiss design as the viable alternative. The question remains though...are we buying one or two? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-19-12, 02:27 PM	#742
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	And lets not forget what the evil bastards are doing to our NHS __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-17-12, 06:24 PM	#737
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	The pprune and aarse forums are a good read at the moment because of this debacle, getting leave cancelled at such a short notice. This I found amusing though, and indeed, quite plausible: http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45445

07-19-12, 02:44 PM	#744
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Bloody hell if that toff boy keeps on cutting they wont be anything left to cut __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-19-12, 03:37 PM	#745
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Now, that doesn’t mean that you can’t cut people’s taxes...You can do exciting and radical and Conservative things at the same time as having difficult overall spending choices.” I'm beginning to wonder if there'll be anyone working by 2020 to benefit from these 'Conservative things' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-20-12, 01:57 PM	#747
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Nick Clegg scheme will pay firm to wake jobless teens http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-18916683 Now I have just about heard it all from this joke government bloody hell fire what a ^^&^^%$%$%^. But having said that I wonder if I could get them to give me a ring to make sure I am up for work after I have had a skin full __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-20-12, 02:00 PM	#748
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,139 Downloads: 275 Uploads: 0	I'll have eggs and bacon with my alarm call please Cleggy

07-20-12, 03:33 PM	#749
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

07-20-12, 04:45 PM	#750
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I see George has been dipping in the money jar yet again and missing his target again! Good news for the poor he will grab it off you soon, that is to say good news for the rich who he will not touch. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!