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11-28-14, 07:21 PM | #721 | |
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11-28-14, 07:33 PM | #722 | |
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Going back to your pig farm? How will that be any different? The brass is still grilling me as to how the periscope trunk got bent to the point of useless. But, I covered for you and kept mum about the elephant lady you brought aboard for the night of jell-o and back fat party you organized. Watching you motor boat that gal with such enthusiasm was entertainment enough to guarantee my silence. But, I must confess, the sight of cottage cheese still invokes my gag reflex. We'll miss you. Well, we won't miss all that body hair of yours stopping up the drains and seizing up the bilge pumps. So there's a plus in this whole sordid tale at least. Aktungbby, would you care for a promotion to first officer?
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11-28-14, 07:35 PM | #723 |
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coming from someone that convinced the Capt. of the boat that his underwear covered in piss stains and doo doo mold were camo briefs.....
I'll be in my bunk until my release.....
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11-28-14, 07:55 PM | #724 | |
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Well, since you wanna air some dirty laundry, here's one for ya. When we were stuck on that island with Chief Buku, you always bragging how Kinki said you "were so big" Well, while you were in wedded bliss with her fat sister, I spent several nights in sordid bliss with Kinki as well. I asked her about it..she said you big all right......"so heavy he flatten me" I shave my body so I can oil it down during battle stations and get through narrow spaces... And the elephant lady, that was your sister..... Well, I guess it's over. Before I leave, I'll let you think about it a few day....Better yet, I say we let the crew vote on it. Men, if you're all willing to make some changes and say so, I'll stay..
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. |
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11-28-14, 08:42 PM | #725 |
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Mmmmmmmmmmm.......
Hey..... wait..... no I..........what? Nooooooooo......... Where am I?
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11-28-14, 08:45 PM | #726 | |
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11-28-14, 11:36 PM | #727 | |||
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As for BuddahBBY....how'd he find Catfish's mushrooms so damn quick; unless they were in the pachyderm's gandu As 4 ArmiBBY ditching his responsibilities here, I don't see a departure anytime soon: Wolfertz has adroitly and forsightedly 'damned' his service record with faint praise ,practically insuring his continued minionship aboard our band-of-misfits tub; no other 'sane' commander would take him after reading his jacket. The proof is in the pudding: no other exec would dare make ME his COB!
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11-29-14, 02:56 AM | #728 | |
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11-29-14, 03:58 AM | #729 |
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I'm gonna assume the men want me to stay since they're still asking me questions.
I filed my request to transfer while under digest, that last meal just did me in. The Dr. said I wasn't myself and my request wasn't legit. I'm staying on .....still hurt that I could be dismissed so easily.
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11-29-14, 04:19 AM | #730 | |
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You can do the laundry, but before sanitary removal, deck swabbing as well. Next new member, you can assign one of these positions to them, providing proper training... Edit....Budda being the newest member was recent'y assigned sanitary duty under his role as safety officer, so you don't have to continue in that role. Sorry for the confusion, I haven't been myself lately...
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 11-29-14 at 04:35 AM. |
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11-29-14, 05:35 AM | #731 |
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No.2......
What can I say?
You know I hate... Cry babies. I'm sure the Pentagon can find you a slot suitable to your talents.... Like: Patton's personal chauffer...
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11-29-14, 10:23 AM | #732 |
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ZZzzzzzzzzzz
Snerk.,,,, Hey what happened my head hurts. I think some fumes or something got to me. What's going on?
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11-29-14, 10:50 AM | #733 |
Still crazy as ever!
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You'll be ok, Catfish slipped you some of his 'shrooms. You'll be right as rain after a stiff shot of bilge brew.
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11-29-14, 07:56 PM | #734 |
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WERN LIVES......!!!!
Let our new cry be...Down with Wolferz, long live Wern!
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11-29-14, 10:07 PM | #735 | |
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Armistead, you can cry about Wolferz all you want, I'll celebrate return of our prodigal son.
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