UK Politics Thread

[STEED]

The tie thief goes on the rampage in broad daylight..


The whole group but one_"Sod it!...the tie thief has struck".
The One_ laughs to himself.

[BossMark]

"OK it was me I own up! I nicked all the pies"

"No not pies you fat slob!! Ties there is a tie thief fatty not pies"

[STEED]

Ed_"I know who the tie thief is and I shall name him...

Interruption in the fabric of space time and in steps Stalin!


"It was that pig Cameron rolling around in money".


Dave_What the...."

[Jimbuna]

I need a tie...any tie!!

[BossMark]

"Dave Cameron I here find you guilty of tie theft and you are sentenced to life imprisonment sewing mail bags"

"oh god noooooooooo whats Clegg going do he cant run the country by himself!?"

"dont you worry about that you thieving pig, I shall be taking over"

"oh god I dont think I can take much more of this"

[STEED]

Plan C


As for Clegg....

[BossMark]

"well since I took over our country as become great again, with Cameron safely behind bars, but as any one seen anything of that fool Clegg??"

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by STEED

As for Clegg....

LMAO

[BossMark]

Well it just goes to show that Cameron really a heartless stuck up posh Tory bastard who just couldn't care about anybody but his posh Tory friends.

http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16252285

Even the Archbishop Of Canterbury is pissed off with him now just like most people in this country is

http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16252241


So its time to go you Tory posh boy general election now please

[STEED]

Originally Posted by BossMark

Well it just goes to show that Cameron really a heartless stuck up posh Tory bastard who just couldn't care about anybody but his posh Tory friends.

http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16252285

Even the Archbishop Of Canterbury is pissed off with him now just like most people in this country is

http://news.sky.com/home/politics/article/16252241

I heard this on LBC Radio today...

All party's have failed to deal with the small number of hardcore lazy sods who are proud at all the money they get living it up on benefits. Its about time they had there money stopped and put on food stamps if they refuse to look for work.

Moving on...
Now those who are making the effort to look for work and jumping though hoops following all the rules set down that is a different matter. You follow the rules and make the effort then they should be allowed to keep their benefits. If you cut their benefits they have nothing to loose by sticking two fingers up and saying screw you *. This is the wrong approach to those who are making the effort in these rotten hard times we live in now.


As for the Big society that was a load of tosh right from the start.

[BossMark]

[Jimbuna]

I see they are considering proposals to attack housing benefit and family allowance for people with three kids or more.

It has got to the stage now that your government is making Irish politicians seem quite close to sensible on the scale of sheer idiocy.
It has come to something when Britain has overtaken the banana republic on the table of stupidness.

STEED, isn't it exactly those who are making the effort that are the ones being targetted, his announcements yesterday only illustrates further that this is just dumb ideology and knee jerk sound bites Cameron is pushing instead of anything even remotely resembling rational thought and policy.

[Jimbuna]

I am beginning to believe that the Tories have alread been deemed 'unelectable' at the next general election...the serious question though is 'are Labour'?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Tribesman

It has got to the stage now that your government is making Irish politicians seem quite close to sensible on the scale of sheer idiocy.
It has come to something when Britain has overtaken the banana republic on the table of stupidness.

STEED, isn't it exactly those who are making the effort that are the ones being targetted, his announcements yesterday only illustrates further that this is just dumb ideology and knee jerk sound bites Cameron is pushing instead of anything even remotely resembling rational thought and policy.

This is the problem, this lazy son of a bitch Posh boy Cameron is talking about using a chainsaw at all the under 25's and not a surgical scalpel to cut away the real lazy sods whooping it up. Result the rest who are making that effort looking for work will be sliced up by Cameron's chainsaw!

This * is off his rocker, I hear pensioners are also in the firing line. This evil son of a bitch has to be bought down and the sooner the better.