The riddle thread - Page 4

Rockstar · 08-01-17, 11:53 AM

Why didn't someone tell me the squirrel already posted?

STEED · 08-01-17, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

You guys have missed the bloody banana-boat... read post #40

Hey what's the beef? Calm down or jim will pinched you're nuts.

Eisenwurst · 08-01-17, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I googled for nose-piercing pictures and got.... is he from "Pap-pooer" New Guinea?

Damn intellectuals. You got it, Nutfather ( godfather ).

Losing participants needn't feel bad 'cause they get a free dance lesson at BOB's dance studio.

Over to you Eichhorchen.

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 04:29 AM

Okay... "What kind of nut gives you a cold?"

Catfish · 08-02-17, 05:45 AM

Are you into poker? "Stone-cold nuts"?

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 06:05 AM

... and nope

vienna · 08-02-17, 07:48 AM

Cashews...

<O>

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 07:55 AM

CAAA-SHEW!

vienna's turn

vienna · 08-02-17, 08:50 AM

Gesundheit!!...

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?...

<O>

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 08:55 AM

None of them... it's a coconut tree

vienna · 08-02-17, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

None of them... it's a coconut tree

Correct!!...

It was the only 'squirrel' joke I could remember; that plus a little girl stumped me with the riddle a few decades ago...

<O>

Sailor Steve · 08-02-17, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Commander Wallace

What is it that blinds most people and yet can help others to see ?

Did you read the rules?

Quote:

1. The winner has the ball and can post a riddle.

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 11:50 AM

Yes, stop barging in, CW... I'm still thinking

Eichhörnchen · 08-02-17, 12:13 PM

A boy and a doctor went fishing; the boy was the doctor's son, yet the doctor wasn't the boy's father... so who is the doctor?

vienna · 08-02-17, 12:37 PM

His mother...

<O>

08-01-17, 11:53 AM	#46
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,932 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Why didn't someone tell me the squirrel already posted? __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

08-02-17, 04:29 AM	#49
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,778 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Okay... "What kind of nut gives you a cold?" __________________

08-02-17, 05:45 AM	#50
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,904 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Are you into poker? "Stone-cold nuts"? __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-02-17, 06:05 AM	#51
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,778 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Nope... ... and nope __________________

08-02-17, 07:48 AM	#52
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,521 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Cashews... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

08-02-17, 07:55 AM	#53
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,778 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Correct! CAAA-SHEW! vienna's turn __________________

08-02-17, 08:50 AM	#54
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,521 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Gesundheit!!... A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

08-02-17, 08:55 AM	#55
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,778 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	(Ha-ha, very good) None of them... it's a coconut tree __________________

08-02-17, 11:50 AM	#58
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,778 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Yes, stop barging in, CW... I'm still thinking __________________

08-02-17, 12:13 PM	#59
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,778 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Okay then... A boy and a doctor went fishing; the boy was the doctor's son, yet the doctor wasn't the boy's father... so who is the doctor? __________________

08-02-17, 12:37 PM	#60
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,521 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	His mother... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __