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01-31-24, 06:10 AM
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Positive thought for the day:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
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01-31-24, 02:04 PM
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If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?
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01-31-24, 02:26 PM
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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02-01-24, 06:26 AM
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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02-01-24, 02:03 PM
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You know you’re not well-liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
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02-01-24, 02:13 PM
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At the Gym last week I found a tiny hole in one of my trainers. Just small enough to fit a finger in. However.. I was reported and now banned for life.
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02-01-24, 02:20 PM
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I told my psychiatrist that I’d been hearing voices.
He told me that I don’t have a psychiatrist. 
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02-01-24, 02:30 PM
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My brain boots up like a 10 year old PC that frequents gambling and adult websites.
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02-01-24, 03:15 PM
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“Just say no to drugs!”
Well, if I’m talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
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02-01-24, 07:51 PM
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02-02-24, 08:19 AM
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Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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02-02-24, 01:39 PM
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Definition of a Cad
A man who does not tell his wife he is sterile until after she becomes pregnant.
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02-03-24, 07:27 AM
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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02-03-24, 07:26 PM
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What do you call an inexpensive circumcision?
A rip-off.
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02-04-24, 09:08 AM
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I was was watching a basketball game with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped watching basketball.
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