SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997 |
01-04-24, 09:09 AM | #4936 |
Chief of the Boat
|
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-04-24, 02:02 PM | #4937 |
Fleet Admiral
|
What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese?
She grated it.
__________________
abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
01-04-24, 02:14 PM | #4938 |
Chief of the Boat
|
My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his bra again.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-04-24, 03:26 PM | #4939 |
Fleet Admiral
|
What are the three words my wife never want's to hear during sex?
"Honey, I'm home!"
__________________
abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
01-05-24, 08:49 AM | #4940 |
Chief of the Boat
|
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-05-24, 05:36 PM | #4941 |
Fleet Admiral
|
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
__________________
abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
01-06-24, 02:59 AM | #4942 | |
Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 2,389
Downloads: 21
Uploads: 0
|
Trump (the Fanta Fuhrer): All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets.
__________________
Salute Dargo Quote:
Last edited by Dargo; 01-06-24 at 03:10 AM. |
|
01-06-24, 03:08 AM | #4943 |
Admiral
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 2,389
Downloads: 21
Uploads: 0
|
Make sure to protect your privacy by cutting off the antenna the government put on your tires.
|
01-06-24, 07:14 AM | #4944 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-06-24, 07:34 AM | #4945 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-06-24, 09:48 AM | #4946 |
Fleet Admiral
|
Wife: “I’m pregnant.”
Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.” Wife: “No, you’re not.”
__________________
abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
01-06-24, 01:35 PM | #4947 |
Chief of the Boat
|
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-06-24, 03:15 PM | #4948 |
Fleet Admiral
|
My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning.
I said, “Nah, most of the time I just let her sleep.”
__________________
abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right. |
01-07-24, 07:36 AM | #4949 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
01-07-24, 02:21 PM | #4950 |
Chief of the Boat
|
What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
|
|