Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 304

Jimbuna · 01-23-09, 05:50 PM

Granted, but only slightly better because nobody is working anymore.

I wish Oliver Twist was straighter.

NealT · 01-24-09, 06:00 AM

He is...now instead of being 100% 'happy' he is 100% 'bi'.

I wish Microsoft were to close their R&D department and lay off hundreds of people in these rough economic times...

Jimbuna · 01-24-09, 11:48 AM

Granted, but that means you will never see an improvement on the Vista OS.

I wish XP Pro was a hooker.

Raptor1 · 01-24-09, 03:23 PM

Granted, but you already moved to Vista

I wish we could win the war in 40 days

Rockstar · 01-24-09, 05:46 PM

Granted, you win but not what you had expected instead the judge only awards you custody of the dog, the 78 dodge sitting on blocks in what used to be your property that now belongs to your ex.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

TarJak · 01-24-09, 07:58 PM

Granted, you get two shiny new horseshoes

I wish I had drunk less last night and slept longer this morning.

Rockstar · 01-24-09, 09:43 PM

Granted, while praying to the porcelain goddess and suffering from a severe hangover you wish had not drunk so much and got more sleep instead.

I wish I was faster than a speeding bullet

jeremy8529 · 01-24-09, 09:49 PM

Granted, but your eardrums are busted as you pass the sound barrier.

I wish I knew the truth to how the atom is truly structured.

TarJak · 01-24-09, 11:38 PM

Granted but the only way for you to find out is to be intimate with a nuclear explosion

I wish the porecelain bus would stop swerving all over the road

NealT · 01-25-09, 04:04 AM

Granted...it crashes into your glass house instead and you can guess the rest...

I wish snow were not yellow...

Stealth Hunter · 01-25-09, 05:29 AM

Granted, but the snow turns red... right where you're standing...

I wish that bird could not fly and monkeys could talk.

Raptor1 · 01-25-09, 07:50 AM

Granted, that bird cannot fly, falls on your monkey and kills it right before it tells you the solution to global strife

I wish that monkey was still alive

Jimbuna · 01-25-09, 08:00 AM

Granted, it now resides inside your underwear.

I wish my wife to have a wonderful birthday today.

Rockstar · 01-25-09, 08:52 AM

Granted she has a wonderful birthday. That is up until the time for the 'special' present' you had instore for her later that night when instead she finds you sound asleep from too much wine. Way to go jimbuna.

I wish jimbuna is up to the task of ... well you know, being it's her birthday and all. <wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean>

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TarJak · 01-25-09, 04:29 PM

He's 'up' to the task thanks to a little blue pill but as usual only lasts 2 mins before having to have a kip

I wish innuendo had a different meaning

01-23-09, 05:50 PM	#4546
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but only slightly better because nobody is working anymore. I wish Oliver Twist was straighter. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-24-09, 06:00 AM	#4547
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	He is...now instead of being 100% 'happy' he is 100% 'bi'. I wish Microsoft were to close their R&D department and lay off hundreds of people in these rough economic times... __________________

01-24-09, 11:48 AM	#4548
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, but that means you will never see an improvement on the Vista OS. I wish XP Pro was a hooker. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-24-09, 03:23 PM	#4549
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you already moved to Vista I wish we could win the war in 40 days __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

01-24-09, 05:46 PM	#4550
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,953 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Granted, you win but not what you had expected instead the judge only awards you custody of the dog, the 78 dodge sitting on blocks in what used to be your property that now belongs to your ex. I wish I had a new pair of shoes. __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

01-24-09, 07:58 PM	#4551
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, you get two shiny new horseshoes I wish I had drunk less last night and slept longer this morning.

01-24-09, 09:43 PM	#4552
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,953 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Granted, while praying to the porcelain goddess and suffering from a severe hangover you wish had not drunk so much and got more sleep instead. I wish I was faster than a speeding bullet __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

01-24-09, 09:49 PM	#4553
jeremy8529 A-ganger Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Etowah TN Posts: 79 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, but your eardrums are busted as you pass the sound barrier. I wish I knew the truth to how the atom is truly structured. __________________

01-24-09, 11:38 PM	#4554
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted but the only way for you to find out is to be intimate with a nuclear explosion I wish the porecelain bus would stop swerving all over the road

01-25-09, 04:04 AM	#4555
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted...it crashes into your glass house instead and you can guess the rest... I wish snow were not yellow... __________________

01-25-09, 05:29 AM	#4556
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but the snow turns red... right where you're standing... I wish that bird could not fly and monkeys could talk.

01-25-09, 07:50 AM	#4557
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, that bird cannot fly, falls on your monkey and kills it right before it tells you the solution to global strife I wish that monkey was still alive __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

01-25-09, 08:00 AM	#4558
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Granted, it now resides inside your underwear. I wish my wife to have a wonderful birthday today. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-25-09, 08:52 AM	#4559
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,953 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Granted she has a wonderful birthday. That is up until the time for the 'special' present' you had instore for her later that night when instead she finds you sound asleep from too much wine. Way to go jimbuna. I wish jimbuna is up to the task of ... well you know, being it's her birthday and all. <wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean> . __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

01-25-09, 04:29 PM	#4560
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	He's 'up' to the task thanks to a little blue pill but as usual only lasts 2 mins before having to have a kip I wish innuendo had a different meaning