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Old 07-30-23, 08:37 AM   #4501
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Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work.


This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job.
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Old 07-30-23, 12:15 PM   #4502
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
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Old 07-31-23, 06:18 AM   #4503
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
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Old 07-31-23, 06:34 AM   #4504
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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Old 07-31-23, 05:22 PM   #4505
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The Royal Family is going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like!
Just putting the feeler out.
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Old 08-01-23, 03:36 AM   #4506
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How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
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Old 08-01-23, 03:37 AM   #4507
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Old 08-01-23, 03:05 PM   #4508
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I visited a zoo only to find out it had only one animal in it and it was a dog.


It was a Shih Tzu
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Old 08-02-23, 03:38 AM   #4509
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Rest in peace to boiling water.
You will be mist.
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Old 08-02-23, 04:17 PM   #4510
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What do the Royal Family and Probability math equations have in common?


They are not important and nobody cares about them.
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Old 08-03-23, 06:10 AM   #4511
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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Old 08-03-23, 09:43 AM   #4512
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I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.
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I decided to invest in Stocks


Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable


If I am lucky enough, I might become a bouillonaire
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Old 08-04-23, 06:18 AM   #4514
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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Old 08-04-23, 07:41 AM   #4515
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay. He woke up.
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