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07-30-23, 08:37 AM | #4501 |
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Harry and Meghan announced that they were stepping away from the royal family to focus on their work.
This is the first time someone is quitting their family to spend more time with their job.
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07-30-23, 12:15 PM | #4502 |
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
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07-31-23, 06:18 AM | #4503 |
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
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07-31-23, 06:34 AM | #4504 |
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Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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07-31-23, 05:22 PM | #4505 |
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The Royal Family is going to send Prince Andrew to see what public opinion is like!
Just putting the feeler out.
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08-01-23, 03:36 AM | #4506 |
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How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
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08-01-23, 03:37 AM | #4507 |
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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08-01-23, 03:05 PM | #4508 |
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I visited a zoo only to find out it had only one animal in it and it was a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu
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08-02-23, 03:38 AM | #4509 |
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Rest in peace to boiling water.
You will be mist.
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08-02-23, 04:17 PM | #4510 |
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What do the Royal Family and Probability math equations have in common?
They are not important and nobody cares about them.
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08-03-23, 06:10 AM | #4511 |
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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case.
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08-03-23, 09:43 AM | #4512 |
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I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.
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08-03-23, 05:16 PM | #4513 |
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I decided to invest in Stocks
Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable If I am lucky enough, I might become a bouillonaire
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08-04-23, 06:18 AM | #4514 |
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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08-04-23, 07:41 AM | #4515 |
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay. He woke up.
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