This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 16

Jimbuna · 12-27-22, 08:26 AM

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Jimbuna · 12-28-22, 07:36 AM

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Jimbuna · 12-29-22, 12:02 PM

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Jimbuna · 12-30-22, 08:31 AM

Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious.

Jimbuna · 12-31-22, 08:36 AM

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Jimbuna · 01-01-23, 01:57 PM

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

Jimbuna · 01-02-23, 09:31 AM

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

Jimbuna · 01-03-23, 07:06 AM

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Jimbuna · 01-04-23, 04:20 AM

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Eisenwurst · 01-04-23, 04:37 PM

For me the Subsim Calendar is stuck on December 2022 and won't move forward....Anyone else having this problem??

mapuc · 01-04-23, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eisenwurst

For me the Subsim Calendar is stuck on December 2022 and won't move forward....Anyone else having this problem??

He's clever he has made the calendar so...so...you have to download an addon to your calendar so it moves forward to January 2023-Problem is this addon cost 4 times more than the calendar cost.

Markus

Jimbuna · 01-05-23, 07:49 AM

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.

Jimbuna · 01-06-23, 07:00 AM

When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.

Jimbuna · 01-07-23, 06:39 AM

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Jimbuna · 01-08-23, 05:48 AM

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

12-27-22, 08:26 AM	#226
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-28-22, 07:36 AM	#227
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-29-22, 12:02 PM	#228
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You're born free, then you're taxed to death. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-30-22, 08:31 AM	#229
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Newspaper ad: Hiring clowns, must be serious. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

12-31-22, 08:36 AM	#230
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-01-23, 01:57 PM	#231
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-02-23, 09:31 AM	#232
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-03-23, 07:06 AM	#233
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-04-23, 04:20 AM	#234
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-04-23, 04:37 PM	#235
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,640 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	For me the Subsim Calendar is stuck on December 2022 and won't move forward....Anyone else having this problem?? __________________

01-05-23, 07:49 AM	#237
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-06-23, 07:00 AM	#238
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-07-23, 06:39 AM	#239
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-08-23, 05:48 AM	#240
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)