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09-05-20, 08:52 AM | #2266 |
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Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both! Girl: What do you mean? Boy: You’re pretty ugly
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09-06-20, 07:26 AM | #2267 |
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Guy who owns my local cinema just died.
His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.
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09-06-20, 07:27 AM | #2268 |
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I went to the doctors earlier today with hearing problems.
He said “Can u describe the symptoms?” I said “Homers a fat guy and Marge has blue hair”
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09-06-20, 10:02 AM | #2269 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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09-07-20, 05:16 AM | #2270 |
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Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.
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09-07-20, 05:18 AM | #2271 |
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Was playing charades last night and my uncle suffered a stroke! Unfortunately it took quite a while to phone an ambulance because we were all shouting “Sylvester Stallone! Sylvester Stallone!”
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09-08-20, 06:02 PM | #2272 |
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One time when I was flying, the flight attendant asked me if I wanted a snack.
I asked her what my options were She said, slowly, "Either yes or no"
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09-08-20, 06:03 PM | #2273 |
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I sued an airline for lost luggage
I ended up losing my case
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09-08-20, 06:04 PM | #2274 |
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True fact
The person who invented the umbrella originally wanted to call it a brella, but he hesitated.
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09-09-20, 05:52 AM | #2275 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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They should try the new vaccine on government's members. If they survive the vaccine works. If they die the nation is saved.
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09-09-20, 01:38 PM | #2276 |
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What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?
A candle only burns at one end.
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09-09-20, 01:39 PM | #2277 |
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If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.
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09-09-20, 01:50 PM | #2278 | |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Quote:
~ All has an end, only a sausage has two
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09-09-20, 06:43 PM | #2279 |
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The spread of COVID is based on two factors
1. How dense the population is 2. How dense the population is
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09-10-20, 09:31 AM | #2280 |
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Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”
That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.
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