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07-21-14, 08:27 AM | #181 |
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Just wait until I win. Even a blind squirrel will get lucky and find one of those lil nut thingys
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07-21-14, 09:20 AM | #182 |
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Wolferz, I certainly wasn't trying a coup on your leadership. Just want to make sure the bilge stays clean. Plus, we have a patrol coming up and I will do everything to see that you return to port safely..
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07-21-14, 11:33 AM | #183 | |
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All well and good, or is it oil well and goop?
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Kneecapping a guy just ain't right.
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07-22-14, 11:14 AM | #184 |
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O' 'BLAM' care amongst bilgerats
Not if your IRISH! http://www.boneandjoint.org.uk/highwire/filestream/14126/field_highwire_article_pdf/0/739.full-text.pdf Kneecapping is apparently preferred (the Troubles) and the best surgeons are in Ireland...considering the HAIL MARY alternative and a steel K-nail the length of my own femur alongside two 35 year old chunks of ballistic antimony (.380) I see some room for argument! I can actually laugh about it now Justice must occasionally be served and the "quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth..."(Merchant of Venice)....What's a patella and a one-way ticket to Belfast among bilgerats! keep the caliber small-size matters-
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07-22-14, 12:50 PM | #185 |
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Actually Wern made it to the bilge, he went missing after he tried to take power...
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07-22-14, 02:56 PM | #186 | |
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Wern be sleepin' wid da fishes?
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07-24-14, 09:30 PM | #187 |
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A lot happens when you take shore leave. Armistead, in a stupor from too much bilge brew, causes all kinds of trouble. Now I know why I'm needed. Even if I don't say much, at least I manage keep the trouble down. Now Armistead, go sit in your corner and be quiet. You've caused enough trouble already. Wolferz and I will be months trying to fix it. I hope donna isn't too mad at you and refuse to stop by now.
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07-25-14, 06:11 AM | #188 | |
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07-25-14, 08:31 AM | #189 | |
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This could be one of our best patrol evers...
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07-25-14, 09:14 AM | #190 |
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[QUOTE=Armistead;2227861]...tuck in that gut...lift that chest......and get a haircut...QUOTE]
Dang, this feels like he's talking directly to me... I need to do all those things just to look halfway decent. BTW, are there any gym facilities onboard, as I need to lose a paunch I've been cultivating.
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07-25-14, 09:24 AM | #191 | |
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[QUOTE=Tango589;2227871]
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07-25-14, 09:33 AM | #192 |
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[QUOTE=Armistead;2227882]So the rumours are true!!
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07-25-14, 09:41 AM | #193 |
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Do I have to brace myself for the greasy finger?
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07-25-14, 10:00 AM | #194 |
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Pre- and post-patrol physical examinations are required to determine fitness and who wouldn't want free dental. Who said anything about using grease?
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07-25-14, 11:11 AM | #195 |
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[QUOTE=Tango589;2227871]'cultivated' paunch is redundant
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