The joke thread II - Page 114

Jimbuna · 04-13-20, 10:06 AM

Jimbuna · 04-14-20, 06:28 AM

Just been arrested at the airport. Apparently “How many do you need?” is a bad response to the question “Do you have any firearms?”

Jimbuna · 04-14-20, 06:35 AM

What do you call a Welshman with loads of girlfriends?
A Shepherd.

Jimbuna · 04-15-20, 10:40 AM

Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.

Jimbuna · 04-15-20, 10:42 AM

Just been on a date with a really attractive woman. Well it wasn’t really a date, we just had a meal together and watched a film. After a few hours the plane landed and we went our separate ways.

Jimbuna · 04-15-20, 12:21 PM

Catfish · 04-15-20, 03:41 PM

"Where's your husband?"
"In the garden."
"I didn't see him."
"You have to dig a little."

Jimbuna · 04-16-20, 07:00 AM

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant.

Husband: What do you want to drink?
Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne.
Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke?

Jimbuna · 04-16-20, 07:01 AM

Can’t believe how nice some people are. Got a compliment today about my driving. Someone left a message on my wind-shield that said ‘parking fine’.

Catfish · 04-17-20, 02:43 AM

What is perverse?
When the chicken is still attached.

Jimbuna · 04-17-20, 07:22 AM

Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

Jimbuna · 04-17-20, 07:24 AM

After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it.

Jimbuna · 04-18-20, 06:03 AM

Jimbuna · 04-18-20, 06:04 AM

Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves.

Texas Red · 04-18-20, 08:04 AM

My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

04-13-20, 10:06 AM	#1696
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04-14-20, 06:28 AM	#1697
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just been arrested at the airport. Apparently “How many do you need?” is a bad response to the question “Do you have any firearms?” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-14-20, 06:35 AM	#1698
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What do you call a Welshman with loads of girlfriends? A Shepherd. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-15-20, 10:40 AM	#1699
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-15-20, 10:42 AM	#1700
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just been on a date with a really attractive woman. Well it wasn’t really a date, we just had a meal together and watched a film. After a few hours the plane landed and we went our separate ways. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-15-20, 12:21 PM	#1701
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-15-20, 03:41 PM	#1702
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,904 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"Where's your husband?" "In the garden." "I didn't see him." "You have to dig a little." __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

04-16-20, 07:00 AM	#1703
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant. Husband: What do you want to drink? Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne. Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-16-20, 07:01 AM	#1704
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can’t believe how nice some people are. Got a compliment today about my driving. Someone left a message on my wind-shield that said ‘parking fine’. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-17-20, 02:43 AM	#1705
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,904 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	What is perverse? When the chicken is still attached. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

04-17-20, 07:22 AM	#1706
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-17-20, 07:24 AM	#1707
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	After years of working hard and many late nights I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as some people like to call it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-18-20, 06:03 AM	#1708
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-18-20, 06:04 AM	#1709
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,344 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

04-18-20, 08:04 AM	#1710
Texas Red Fastest Gun Around Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico Posts: 2,376 Downloads: 527 Uploads: 5	My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do. __________________ There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. — Colin Powell I'm not very active on the forums anymore. If you have a question, please DM me and I'll respond ASAP!