The NEW Moulin Rouge

Capt Squid · 03-27-09, 12:28 AM

It had to happen and you know it. We've got a new building that has been billed as being G/K proof.

Has anyone seen Phil around? Last we heard, he was destitute and had crawled into a case of MadChuck 20/20.

Chad, you should be legal now.

Capt Squid · 03-27-09, 10:04 PM

The trucks started arriving at the loading docks, laden with the finest spirits available. Fine sherry wines from Jerez, Kentucky Bourbon, Single Malts from the Highlands, you name it, it was there.

The breweries came and installed the equipment for the beer and even started giving free samples to get the patrons hooked on their particular brews.

Furnishings and restaurant equipment started showing up later.

gunter · 03-31-09, 04:22 PM

Where is the Phil Red Label? Errr...where is Phil?

Jester107th · 03-31-09, 07:27 PM

Gunter bellied up to the bar and Squid took out a frosty mug from the cooler and walked to the tap. He reached and pulled the tap down and ...

POOF..........!!!

Out goes the power.

Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!!

A few moments later...........the power returns...a bit brighter than normal.

Squid again reaches for the tap.....BRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZAPPPP!!

Squid: AIYEEEE!!

POOF ......!!!!

Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!! I knew I should have cut the blue wire!!

*CLICK*

A flashlight illuminates Squid and Gunter.

Jester: I thought we did away with G/K Electrical?

Gunter: We did....but damn if they didn't come back at us for breach of contract and threatened a lawsuit.

Jester: Let me guess....the Three Amigo lawyers?

Gunter: Yep. Dewey Cheatham & Howe.

Jester splashed a Phil Red label over Squid to wake him up.

Jester: You Ok there ol' buddy?

Capt Squid · 03-31-09, 07:52 PM

S: Unhhhh. What <smoke rings> hit me?

J: Kirk strikes again.

S: Find Derschowitz. I don't care if he's slinging burgers over at Taco King. Then, give Kirk his book and tell him to study it.

G: Let's just try an experiment while we're waiting, huh? <hands CS a CFL bulb> Here. Hold on to the base.

<< Light shines brightly from the bulb.>>

J & G: Uncle Fester!

S: Very funny.

J & G: We thought so!

Torplexed · 03-31-09, 07:57 PM

I guess it's time to hang this ole picture up on the barroom wall.

Sailor Steve · 04-04-09, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt Squid

ItHas anyone seen Phil around? Last we heard, he was destitute and had crawled into a case of MadChuck 20/20.

Destitute, dissolute and desperate. And I know where he is, but he asked me not to tell anyone just yet. Especially Kirk.

kaptkirkU4467 · 04-04-09, 08:07 PM

"Hey now!...Look who I found...its the Viper....the vindow viper....but anywho,I found Phil,hes still inside a coffee can hibernating in the basement...or he was till I started a game of kick the can..
Phil Ale,..dirty glass, please."

Capt Squid · 04-04-09, 08:44 PM

That wasn't Phil. That might have been his cousin, Curly. Or maybe Oddball. Gunter says Phil is on assignment and Sailor Steve says he ain't tellin' nobody where Phil is hiding.

Here, Kirk. Have a crunchy egg salad sandwich. Someone screwed up the beer dispenser.

kaptkirkU4467 · 04-05-09, 04:24 PM

At the bar,near the beer dispenser....

Jester noticed a toolbox and black boots sticking out from under the beer dispenser,
"Kirk!...tell me your not tinkering again."

"Relax my young apprentice,.it just needs a ,NEW flux coil in the wave guide.
..AND a load drop on the DC inverter high side."

Jester eyed the GK box on the floor,"GK World Wide Electronics!Jeez ,Squid will have a fit."

"Hand me the Flux capacitor and that ..ROUND, thing ..with the stripes."
. Kirk said as he eased the 440 line under the bar.
"Careful ..that THING.. with the stripes is Hot...or was that the ground?..
.Whatever,the modified Sine wave will..
. Have,.... the beer flowing at just under 4 PSI and with a foam reduction of 25% ,the amperage will,.
.DRAW down to JUST 1.6...Squid will be serving Phil Ale at ..
..TWICE the rate as... Yesterday,...OMG, I'm a GIT and didn't know it.."

Jester turned to go,"Anyone ever tell you that you talk kind'ah funny?"

"NO,why would ..THEY ..say that?"

Capt Squid · 04-06-09, 10:18 PM

Walking in behind the building, Squid is inspecting the security system. CCD cameras, ground motion sensors, electric eyes, even low-light and thermal sensors -- yep, Jester came through with all the .... Waitaminit! When was that high-tension line installed? "Jester!"

J: "Yes, boss?"

CS: "Where and when was that high-tension line installed? Isn't this place wired for 220 only?"

J: "Well, ah, erm, you see..."

CS: "This smells an awful lot like Kirk. OK, spill the beans. What has he done now?"

J: "What makes you think I know anything?"

CS: "Cuz you develop a nervous tic every time you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Now, GIVE!"

J: "I, ah, did see him coming up from the cellar and..."

CS: "The cellar?!?!?! OMG!

That's where the beer is stored! Quick! We gotta see what he did!"

The pair make their way into the cellar and over to the beer storage vats. Physically, nothing appeared out of the ordinary. Then they noticed that the line pressure was not at the normal 3-5 psi; it was now reading 4500 psi!

Both: "THE BEER TAPS!"

Upstairs at the bar, Sailor Steve was starting to draw a pint when Jester and Capt Squid came racing up the stairs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Too late! The beer came shooting out, blew the stein out of SS's hand and blew a hole through the floor.

KIRK!

03-27-09, 12:28 AM	#1
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	The NEW Moulin Rouge It had to happen and you know it. We've got a new building that has been billed as being G/K proof. Has anyone seen Phil around? Last we heard, he was destitute and had crawled into a case of MadChuck 20/20. Chad, you should be legal now.

03-31-09, 07:27 PM	#4
Jester107th Sailor man Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 49 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Gunter bellied up to the bar and Squid took out a frosty mug from the cooler and walked to the tap. He reached and pulled the tap down and ... POOF..........!!! Out goes the power. Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!! A few moments later...........the power returns...a bit brighter than normal. Squid again reaches for the tap.....BRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZAPPPP!! Squid: AIYEEEE!! POOF ......!!!! Kirk (From basement): SORRY!!! I knew I should have cut the blue wire!! CLICK A flashlight illuminates Squid and Gunter. Jester: I thought we did away with G/K Electrical? Gunter: We did....but damn if they didn't come back at us for breach of contract and threatened a lawsuit. Jester: Let me guess....the Three Amigo lawyers? Gunter: Yep. Dewey Cheatham & Howe. Jester splashed a Phil Red label over Squid to wake him up. Jester: You Ok there ol' buddy? __________________ Jim Nowak

04-04-09, 08:07 PM	#8
kaptkirkU4467 Navy Dude Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ft.White Florida Posts: 178 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	"Hey now!...Look who I found...its the Viper....the vindow viper....but anywho,I found Phil,hes still inside a coffee can hibernating in the basement...or he was till I started a game of kick the can.. Phil Ale,..dirty glass, please." __________________ G/K Worldwide: Making your life miserable since 2002 ! K.R.A.P. http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=240

04-05-09, 04:24 PM	#10
kaptkirkU4467 Navy Dude Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ft.White Florida Posts: 178 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	At the bar,near the beer dispenser.... Jester noticed a toolbox and black boots sticking out from under the beer dispenser, "Kirk!...tell me your not tinkering again." "Relax my young apprentice,.it just needs a ,NEW flux coil in the wave guide. ..AND a load drop on the DC inverter high side." Jester eyed the GK box on the floor,"GK World Wide Electronics!Jeez ,Squid will have a fit." "Hand me the Flux capacitor and that ..ROUND, thing ..with the stripes." . Kirk said as he eased the 440 line under the bar. "Careful ..that THING.. with the stripes is Hot...or was that the ground?.. .Whatever,the modified Sine wave will.. . Have,.... the beer flowing at just under 4 PSI and with a foam reduction of 25% ,the amperage will,. .DRAW down to JUST 1.6...Squid will be serving Phil Ale at .. ..TWICE the rate as... Yesterday,...OMG, I'm a GIT and didn't know it.." Jester turned to go,"Anyone ever tell you that you talk kind'ah funny?" "NO,why would ..THEY ..say that?" __________________ G/K Worldwide: Making your life miserable since 2002 ! K.R.A.P. http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/forumdisplay.php?f=240

03-27-09, 10:04 PM	#2
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	The trucks started arriving at the loading docks, laden with the finest spirits available. Fine sherry wines from Jerez, Kentucky Bourbon, Single Malts from the Highlands, you name it, it was there. The breweries came and installed the equipment for the beer and even started giving free samples to get the patrons hooked on their particular brews. Furnishings and restaurant equipment started showing up later.

03-31-09, 04:22 PM	#3
gunter Sub Club Alum Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 22 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Where is the Phil Red Label? Errr...where is Phil?

03-31-09, 07:52 PM	#5
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	S: Unhhhh. What <smoke rings> hit me? J: Kirk strikes again. S: Find Derschowitz. I don't care if he's slinging burgers over at Taco King. Then, give Kirk his book and tell him to study it. G: Let's just try an experiment while we're waiting, huh? <hands CS a CFL bulb> Here. Hold on to the base. << Light shines brightly from the bulb.>> J & G: Uncle Fester! S: Very funny. J & G: We thought so!

03-31-09, 07:57 PM	#6
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I guess it's time to hang this ole picture up on the barroom wall.

04-04-09, 08:44 PM	#9
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	That wasn't Phil. That might have been his cousin, Curly. Or maybe Oddball. Gunter says Phil is on assignment and Sailor Steve says he ain't tellin' nobody where Phil is hiding. Here, Kirk. Have a crunchy egg salad sandwich. Someone screwed up the beer dispenser.

04-06-09, 10:18 PM	#11
Capt Squid Torpedoman Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Patrol Depth at 3 knots Posts: 115 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Walking in behind the building, Squid is inspecting the security system. CCD cameras, ground motion sensors, electric eyes, even low-light and thermal sensors -- yep, Jester came through with all the .... Waitaminit! When was that high-tension line installed? "Jester!" J: "Yes, boss?" CS: "Where and when was that high-tension line installed? Isn't this place wired for 220 only?" J: "Well, ah, erm, you see..." CS: "This smells an awful lot like Kirk. OK, spill the beans. What has he done now?" J: "What makes you think I know anything?" CS: "Cuz you develop a nervous tic every time you get caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Now, GIVE!" J: "I, ah, did see him coming up from the cellar and..." CS: "The cellar?!?!?! OMG! That's where the beer is stored! Quick! We gotta see what he did!" The pair make their way into the cellar and over to the beer storage vats. Physically, nothing appeared out of the ordinary. Then they noticed that the line pressure was not at the normal 3-5 psi; it was now reading 4500 psi! Both: "THE BEER TAPS!" Upstairs at the bar, Sailor Steve was starting to draw a pint when Jester and Capt Squid came racing up the stairs. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Too late! The beer came shooting out, blew the stein out of SS's hand and blew a hole through the floor. *KIRK!*