Nazi cattle!

August · 01-12-15, 05:38 PM

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30703082

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A farmer in Devon has been forced to slaughter half his herd of Heck cows after they repeatedly tried to attack his farm workers.Farmer Derek Gow said that the Heck cow descended from cattle specifically bred by Nazi scientists between the world wars. The Heck cow was renowned for its fearsome horns and extremely aggressive nature.
Fearing for his life, Mr Gow said that he had no choice but to destroy 20 of his most aggressive cattle.

vienna · 01-12-15, 06:10 PM

Today, the pasture...tomorrow...THE WORLD!!!...

<O>

em2nought · 01-12-15, 06:30 PM

Wow, he missed an opportunity. I"m sure some Pitbull loving redneck in Florida would have paid BIG money to own a cow like that.

Wolferz · 01-12-15, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by em2nought

Wow, he missed an opportunity. I"m sure some Pitbull loving redneck in Florida would have paid BIG money to own a cow like that.

Could've put them on the rodeo circuit. YEEEEHAWWWW!

Rhodes · 01-12-15, 06:44 PM

ehh toiro lindo!

Eichhörnchen · 01-12-15, 06:54 PM

"I kind of don't feel comfortable milking ziss one, Helmut..."

Rhodes · 01-12-15, 07:17 PM

Nazi cows had boots!

Jeff-Groves · 01-12-15, 07:23 PM

I wonder.

If they were Muslim Cows would they have been slaughtered so quickly?

Skybird · 01-12-15, 07:28 PM

If his workers feared the Heck cow already, they can consider themselves lucky they did not ran into a squad of Heck stormcows. These are really nasty once they chewed their Kat leaves and go into berserk mode.

BBC is wrong however, the cows were not bred by Nazi scientists, but Martians.

August · 01-12-15, 10:27 PM

Aktungbby · 01-12-15, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeff-Groves

I wonder.If they were Muslim Cows would they have been slaughtered so quickly?

Think you have lost your sense for sarcasm there, eh?

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Originally Posted by Skybird

WELL! I Nevah...THAT's A Ḥalāl of a...a...a question to ask

Wouldn't want ol' Skybird ta think I'd lost my 'sense of sarcasm as an art form!'

Jimbuna · 01-13-15, 06:47 AM

nikimcbee · 01-13-15, 11:33 PM

BBQ time.

Eichhörnchen · 01-14-15, 04:44 AM

Maybe this was the big idea all along: a Mooster-Race (one for U-15
there)

Sailor Steve · 01-14-15, 10:24 AM

Godwin is a cow???

Or are you saying Hitler was so full of bull he turned into one?

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