Happy B-Day Wolferz

nikimcbee · 07-03-14, 09:22 AM

Holy crap Batman! Look at all those candles!

You're almost Sailor Steve old!

soopaman2 · 07-03-14, 09:50 AM

Happy birthday!

No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century.

Nope, no old jokes here.

TarJak · 07-03-14, 09:53 AM

Happy birthday you old fart. Hope it's a good one.

nikimcbee · 07-03-14, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Happy birthday!

No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century.

Nope, no old jokes here.

So just as a safety precaution, when Wolferz blowz out the candles, make sure you wear this asbestos suit when we sing happy birthday.

Wolferz · 07-03-14, 10:01 AM

I'm only six!

Decades.

Thanks guys.

And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker.
I was a premature exploder.

HunterICX · 07-03-14, 10:07 AM

Happy Birthday, have a good one

u crank · 07-03-14, 10:11 AM

Happy birthday young fella. You start shavin' yet?

Sailor Steve · 07-03-14, 10:17 AM

Happy Birthday, laddie!

soopaman2 · 07-03-14, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

I'm only six!

Decades.

Thanks guys.

And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker.
I was a premature exploder.

Hey at least the "fuse" still works, eh?

Gimme them ribs, you.

Aktungbby · 07-03-14, 10:52 AM

Armistead · 07-03-14, 11:04 AM

To my good friend for many years and many more to come.
Salute on your day....

fireftr18 · 07-03-14, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Holy crap Batman! Look at all those candles!

You're almost Sailor Steve old!

Happy birthday friend! And I wish you many more!

Too bad Wernher isn't around anymore for this momentous occasion. You know he would have deep philosophical statement.

Wolferz · 07-03-14, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Happy birthday friend! And I wish you many more!

Too bad Wernher isn't around anymore for this momentous occasion. You know he would have deep philosophical statement.

About time you showed up...
to save the foundation.

Everybody had enough beer? yes?

Break out the hoses and attack the fire!

soopaman2 · 07-03-14, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

About time you showed up...
to save the foundation.

Everybody had enough beer? yes?

Break out the hoses and attack the fire!

*Hooks hoses to gasoline truck*

*backs away quietly*

Make a wish!

Wolferz · 07-03-14, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

*Hooks hoses to gasoline truck*

*backs away quietly*

Make a wish!

If you hook my hose to a gasoline truck, there's going to be trouble.

07-03-14, 09:22 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,925 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Happy B-Day Wolferz Holy crap Batman! Look at all those candles! You're almost Sailor Steve old! __________________

07-03-14, 09:50 AM	#2
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Happy birthday! No ancient jokes, no mummy references, or suggestions to cut you open and count the rings and check the rainfall at the turn of the century. Nope, no old jokes here. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	HEY! I'm only six! Decades. Thanks guys. And to think, I was only 2.5 hours short of being a firecracker. I was a premature exploder. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Happy Birthday, have a good one __________________

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u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,569 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Happy birthday young fella. You start shavin' yet? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Happy birthday you old fart. Hope it's a good one.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Happy Birthday, laddie! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,016 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	happy birthday __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	To my good friend for many years and many more to come. Salute on your day.... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.