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scrag · 03-19-08, 05:38 PM

I finally engaged the Warp Drive on my Type XVIII U-Boat
http://uboat.net/types/xviii.htm

I am standing there in the control room and as the evil Klingon err British destroyer closes me for the kill I shout "NOW CHEKOV WARP FRICKEN SPEED!!!!!!ARRRRRRR!!!!!" then I stammer Werner - whatever engage the drive!" "Helm ALL HEAD FLANK AND THEN SOME - OPERATE THE NOS, RAISE THE RODS ENGAGE THE CLOAK JUST GET US THE HELL OUT OF DODGE!!!!!!!" Fun city the mysterious walther drive comes to life - it's deep throbe resonants through out the hull or it is the bad Chili I ate prior to watch and I will need to evacuate my colon but I digris off we go to the races!!! We reach 21 knots HOLY BATCAVE BATMAN!!!! then we turn and the everyone who is standing is tossed to the side "BATTLE SPEED MORE GROG FOR THE CREW!!!" First time I actually outran the Hedgehog rounds HA HA YOU BRITISH PIG-DOGS YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF EDLEBERRIES!!!! I SHALL DISCHARGE THE CONTENTS OF MY NOSE IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION" I stammer over the UWC Phone!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

03-19-08, 05:38 PM	#27
scrag Medic Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Pearl Harbor, Hawaii Posts: 161 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Weird simply weird I finally engaged the Warp Drive on my Type XVIII U-Boat http://uboat.net/types/xviii.htm I am standing there in the control room and as the evil Klingon err British destroyer closes me for the kill I shout "NOW CHEKOV WARP FRICKEN SPEED!!!!!!ARRRRRRR!!!!!" then I stammer Werner - whatever engage the drive!" "Helm ALL HEAD FLANK AND THEN SOME - OPERATE THE NOS, RAISE THE RODS ENGAGE THE CLOAK JUST GET US THE HELL OUT OF DODGE!!!!!!!" Fun city the mysterious walther drive comes to life - it's deep throbe resonants through out the hull or it is the bad Chili I ate prior to watch and I will need to evacuate my colon but I digris off we go to the races!!! We reach 21 knots HOLY BATCAVE BATMAN!!!! then we turn and the everyone who is standing is tossed to the side "BATTLE SPEED MORE GROG FOR THE CREW!!!" First time I actually outran the Hedgehog rounds HA HA YOU BRITISH PIG-DOGS YOUR MOTHER IS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF EDLEBERRIES!!!! I SHALL DISCHARGE THE CONTENTS OF MY NOSE IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION" I stammer over the UWC Phone!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________