Granted, but the plane is shot down by SUBMAN with a home-built SAM and you die a horrible and painful death.
I wish someone would play full length NASCAR 2003 races with me. |
Granted, but he won't keep his hand off of your leg as he pretends to show you which button to push to repair your race car ... :o
I wish I was back on a FBM submarine with lots of good food when WW III comes |
Granted, but then you would miss all the pretty lights and smoke.
I wish WWIII could just come already....and I had some toast to go with it... |
Granted, but it would only get soggy when your boat got sunk.
I wish there were peace all over the world. |
Quote:
I wish I had a million bucks. |
Granted, but it turns out that it is stolen, and you are sentenced to life at hard labor.
I wish I could be a U-boat ace. |
Quote:
I wish I had a time machine. |
Granted but like the character in the H.G. Wells book you find that moving through time has it's challenges and horrors. In one incident you travel back to the 13th century during the black plague, contract the disease and in travelling back to your own time start the next world pandemic, reducing the population of the world by a third.
I'd like to see all internet spam eradicated. |
Granted, but that would lead to the closing of large parts of SS.
I wish I'd been able to marry my cousin. |
Granted, but he always gets to play the active role.
I wish I could read 10 times faster. |
Granted. Instead of 2 eyes, you now have 1 big one. (Here's something cool: Jimmy Carter could read over a THOUSAND words a MINUTE.)
I wish that I had more McDonald's Sweet-Tea. |
Quote:
I wish I was surfing right now. |
Quote:
I wish I wasn't so mean to Ishmael. |
Quote:
I wish I didn't have to travel for work tomorrow. |
Granted, but then you'd be sitting in the same seat at work that you always sit it, instead of on your way to an exciting destination full of mystery and intrigue!
I wish the Australian drought would break. |
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 03:42 PM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 1995- 2024 Subsim®
"Subsim" is a registered trademark, all rights reserved.