Granted, But its experimental and fails to reconstituate your atoms after your second trip

I wish all your base would belong to us

Granted, they already do because we only rent them from you.

I wish we could reinvigorate the sick jokes thread.

Granted, but The Management gets ticked off at the users for titling it "Sick Jokes", and they close it down without even viewing the posts within.

I wish that blue was no longer a color and Russia was the capitol of the world.

Granted, blue is now your boss, and since he lost his color, he ain't in a good mood. Plus, now that Russia is the capitol of the world, it becomes extremely hard to find in the city, since they have to use the street names a zillion times because, frankly, there isn't enough words to find unique names for the streets of a capital that big.

I really, really, really, really, really wish I knew the name of the übercute girl I saw in the subway this evening. Really lads, it was as close as love on first sight I'll ever be!:cry:

No. You should have said, "Miss, have I seen you before? You look familiar." BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD DOG! No Kibbles 'n Bits for you! BAD, STUPID DOG! SHAME FOR NOT USING YOUR BRAIN! SHAME!

I wish for my very own authentic World War I aircraft... and, in a rhetorical way, a license to fly it... and, in another rhetorical way, the skill to actually fly it.

Granted, But the Manfred von Richthofen comes back from the grave and shoots you down

I wish French Fries would rain from the skies

Granted, but with they are merely a form of "hail". The actual rain is boiling-hot grease.

I wish for romance.

Granted. but the romance you find is from umpa lumpas.
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I wish I had a bowl of chocolate icecream.

Granted, and just to break from tradition I won't crush your dream other than to sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it.:D

I wish I could have though of a better way to crush nikimcbee's dream.

Granted, But there's a new anti-high-powered chainsaw law and you are arrested and sentenced to life

I wish I knew where west ends and east starts

Granted, it intersects exactly where north starts and south ends which totally confuses you.

I wish sumwon wuld teech mee haw two speeeeeell.

Granted, but typing in ebonics gets you fired.

I wish I had an army of evil umpa lumpas to conquer the world with.
http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeese...a%20menbbb.jpg

Granted, But with the goal of global conquest almost in your grasp, the umpa lumpas make a coup and seize power (Your end is quite miserable, forcing you to hear their songs before killing you)

I wish I had something to wish for...

Granted, but when that moment to make the wish arrived, you wished for "Whirrled peas." (crushers note: "World peace" for the slow and humo(u)rless)

I wish my umpa lumpa army would eat whirrled peas, it would save a lot of money in operation costs.

Granted, But they like it so much, one of them accidentally wishes for "world peace", thus ruining your chances of global domination

I wish I knew what whirrled peas were