Granted. Unfortunately your gesture of goodwill is misinterpreted by the DEA as an atempt to organize a world-wide free cocaine distribution network. Blackwater Contractors working for DEA bust in your door, shoot you down like a dog and find...nothing. Your estate and survivors sue for wrongful death only to find that the White House has given all Blackwater Employees "Double-Secret Immunity" from all crimes anywhere so the case is taken to the Supreme Court. The court, on a 5-4 majority, finds for Blackwater guaranteeing their position as a new Praetorian Guard of the executive. Your survivors, after being pilloried for months on Fox News and conservative talk radio, slowly disappear or are found dead in mysterious boating "Accidents" on Chesapeake Bay. The coroner's finding in all cases is either accidental drowning or suicide despite the anchor chains tying their hands behind them or the fact that they all live on the West coast.
I wish I could write a 50,000 word best-selling novel of my father's stories as a merchant seaman in World War 2 entirely in the month of November. |
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I wish I can keep frustrating Reaves!:lol: |
Granted but it works so well that Reaves ends up locked up in a mental ward constantly repeating the words Book and Worm. Feeling guilty you wake up every night for the rest of life screaming in fear and crying. It gets even worse later in life when you to are sent to a mental ward for an embarrasing outburst you have in a bank. It takes 30 police, 10 firemen and a midget to drag you out and lock you up.
I wish the Nintendo Wii had better graphics. |
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I wish I had a toasted bagel with creme cheese... |
Granted...Too late, I ate it. :p
I wish I could sprout wings and be able to fly. |
Granted...but you fly in front of a Boeing 747. :arrgh!:
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@Bismarck... you need to wish for something... :hmm:
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Granted, but you don't even have one yourself!:lol:
I wish I had a girlfriend. |
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I wish that students would check the catalouge before asking if the library holds the title they're looking for.:stare: |
Granted, the students notice the catalogue and use it to help themselves all the time. Unfortunately though you get an increase of people asking "I'm looking for a book, I don't know the title, author or ISBN but it's got blue on the cover."
This causes your head to explode. I wish pigs could fly. |
Granted, but think of the mess! Let alone the smell!
I wish I had a faster computer. |
Granted, but your still the last player to enter the game in MP, because the rest of us still have a faster one :rotfl:
I wish beer was free in the UK |
Granted, but then you'd be dead by now.
I wish I had a job. |
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but it will be a dirrty job, patrolling the city sewers for problems. I wish I had a WW2 aircraft. |
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