SUBSIM Radio Room Forums - Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

Granted! You, jimbuna, are now commissioned as Secretary of the newly created "Dept. of the Detection and Control of Cyberspace Delinquents" or the DDCCD, and remember they are relentless, unstoppable and infinite. And BTW, due to recent budget cuts, you're the only employee of this department and you have to provide your own staff, location and equipment. Good hunting!

I wish EVIL didn't exist in this world of ours...

Granted, but all the people would become good and life would be boring.

I wish for something.

Randomizer

07-23-08 11:38 AM

Granted, and just for you, something equals nothing at all. You therefore cease to exist and are quickly forgotten.

I wish empty beer cans returned themselves.

Raptor1

07-23-08 11:50 AM

Granted, all the empty beer cans now return themselves to you

I wish bombsights were more accurate

Tango589

07-23-08 11:50 AM

Granted, but now the bombs are unstable in flight and fall 3 miles from where your super-accurate bombsights said they would.

I wish this thread made sense.

rifleman13

07-23-08 11:55 AM

Granted, but elsewhere in the Internet and in Real Life, nothing makes sense.

I wish for everyone to be at peace with themselves and with each other.

Raptor1

07-23-08 12:03 PM

Granted, everyone is at peace with everyone else except...YOU! *bang bang*

I wish now was earlier which is later which is actually now

mcf1	07-23-08 12:19 PM

Granted, but it just bacame whatever

I wish Raptor's wish would make sense

UnderseaLcpl

07-23-08 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcf1

Granted, but it just bacame whatever

I wish Raptor's wish would make sense

Granted, you are now certifiably insane.

I wish Ron Paul would be elected the new U.S. president in 2009

Randomizer

07-23-08 12:47 PM

WooHoo - New Page!

Granted, but since the election occured in 2008, he is considered to be treasonous for attempting an unelected coup d'etat. His followers are sentanced to long prison terms without trial for trying to force an election in an odd-numbered year.

I wish I could visit the Galapagos Islands.

mcf1	07-23-08 12:49 PM

Granted, but when you get there a giant turtle bites you.

I wish I coul play tennis

Jimbuna

07-23-08 01:27 PM

Granted, but you can only play it badly.

I wish someone else could experience a bowel movement on my behalf.

Kratos

07-23-08 01:44 PM

O.T.

Quote:

I wish someone else could experience a bowel movement on my behalf.

I always knew you were full of it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Randomizer

07-23-08 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kratos

O.T.

Quote:

I wish someone else could experience a bowel movement on my behalf.

I always knew you were full of it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Also O.T.
I cannot believe that Jimbuna has managed to render the dream-crushers crushless. What are you supposed to do with a wish like that?

Well, here goes nothing...

Granted, however due to your insipid multiple-personality disorder, your bowel movement surrogate shares your body but they are not house trained. The real Jimbuna gets to clean up the 'mess'.

After that, I wish I could feel clean again.

TarJak

07-23-08 11:20 PM

Granted, but Jims surrogate is only going to make another mess on your carpet which you now have to clean up without gloves.

I wish my wishes would stop getting granted.

Task Force

07-23-08 11:58 PM

Granted but now sence you asked for all your wishes not to be granted this one is not granted. :rotfl:

I wish that this liquid in my ear would go away.:D

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