Want to have one one killed?

[Platapus]

https://rentahitman.com/

Here is a website for you.

There is one catch though. They will report you to the police.

You just can't trust no one on the Internets Tubes.

But really, who would be dumb enough to hire a hitman over the Internet?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/12/us/hi...cec/index.html

A Michigan woman faces prison after trying to hire an assassin through a fake website

Wendy Wein wanted her ex-husband dead. In July of 2020 the Michigan woman came across a website, Rent-A-Hitman, that promised to "handle your delicate situation" privately and in a timely manner.

The site boasts having almost 18,000 field operatives who can do a job anywhere in the United States. It features testimonials from satisfied clients, including a man who wrote that RentAHitman "handled my disgruntled employee issue promptly while I was out of town on vacation."

So Wein filled out a form on the site, seeking consultation for her issue.
"This is kind of weird that your company is not on the deep or dark web," she wrote in a message to a man she believed was the site's chief consultant, Guido Fanelli. CNN obtained a copy of the message. "I prefer not going to jail," she added. "Thanks for your time."

That didn't stop Wein from offering later to pay $5,000 to have her husband killed.

But there was a problem.

Guido Fanelli is actually Bob Innes, a California man who runs the website. Rent-A-Hitman's "operatives" have never actually killed anybody. Instead, the site exists to dupe people who are looking for hired killers.

And Wein is now headed to prison -- one of several Rent-A-Hitman "clients" who've been found guilty of using the site to solicit a murder.

(there is more fun stuff in the article)

What's the world coming to when you can't order a hit on someone without being turned it to the cops!!!