Big dog, tiny man, a small question:

Eichhörnchen · 01-11-17, 12:23 PM

I left my wife in her favourite thrift shop today, and as I headed for the door I had to edge past this little old man with a HUGE golden collie... it looked like a small lion.

Later, my wife told me how she and some other ladies had waited patiently in this small shop for an old man with an enormous dog to finish looking and move on, when he suddenly turned, ogled them and said in a curt manner to his dog (so big it was knocking stuff along the shelf) "Come on, let's go... it's too crowded in here".

I said I wished I'd been there... I would've told him (insert your answer here and I'll pick my favourite)

Platapus · 01-11-17, 05:07 PM

He may have just been trying to make a light hearted comment.

It is not good to always interpret events in the worst light.

Eichhörnchen · 01-11-17, 05:28 PM

Okay... she says he gave them all a sour look before he said it

Buddahaid · 01-11-17, 05:47 PM

By the way. Have you seen Hatari?

Eichhörnchen · 01-11-17, 06:16 PM

Not bad...

Buddahaid · 01-12-17, 12:04 AM

No, bad....

How about......

"Don't move! There's a large predator behind you."

or...

"Is that Wookie housebroken?"

or.........or....

I give up.

Eichhörnchen · 01-12-17, 01:06 AM

I was thinking: "It wouldn't be, if you left your horse outside"

Jimbuna · 01-12-17, 07:23 AM

"Go boy and take your master for a walk"

Fubar2Niner · 01-12-17, 08:18 AM

"Of all the shops, in all the towns, in all the world. You walked into mine!"

Rockstar · 01-12-17, 09:53 AM

... and dont let the door hit ya in the arse on the way out! jackass.

Rockstar · 01-12-17, 09:58 AM

we like the dog, its you who needs to go. jackass.

Jimbuna · 01-12-17, 09:58 AM

"Nothing in here for you boy, the bitches all look too old"

Rockstar · 01-12-17, 10:01 AM

bite me. jackass.

Rockstar · 01-12-17, 10:04 AM

jackass.

Rockstar · 01-12-17, 10:26 AM

the dog can stay. jackass.

01-11-17, 12:23 PM	#1
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,370 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Big dog, tiny man, a small question: I left my wife in her favourite thrift shop today, and as I headed for the door I had to edge past this little old man with a HUGE golden collie... it looked like a small lion. Later, my wife told me how she and some other ladies had waited patiently in this small shop for an old man with an enormous dog to finish looking and move on, when he suddenly turned, ogled them and said in a curt manner to his dog (so big it was knocking stuff along the shelf) "Come on, let's go... it's too crowded in here". I said I wished I'd been there... I would've told him (insert your answer here and I'll pick my favourite) __________________

01-11-17, 05:07 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	He may have just been trying to make a light hearted comment. It is not good to always interpret events in the worst light. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-11-17, 05:28 PM	#3
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,370 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Okay... she says he gave them all a sour look before he said it __________________

01-11-17, 05:47 PM	#4
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	By the way. Have you seen Hatari? __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

01-11-17, 06:16 PM	#5
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,370 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Not bad... __________________

01-12-17, 12:04 AM	#6
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	No, bad.... How about...... "Don't move! There's a large predator behind you." or... "Is that Wookie housebroken?" or.........or.... I give up. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

01-12-17, 01:06 AM	#7
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,370 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I was thinking: "It wouldn't be, if you left your horse outside" __________________

01-12-17, 07:23 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Go boy and take your master for a walk" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-12-17, 08:18 AM	#9
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,175 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	"Of all the shops, in all the towns, in all the world. You walked into mine!"

01-12-17, 09:53 AM	#10
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	... and dont let the door hit ya in the arse on the way out! jackass.

01-12-17, 09:58 AM	#11
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	we like the dog, its you who needs to go. jackass.

01-12-17, 10:01 AM	#13
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	bite me. jackass.

01-12-17, 10:04 AM	#14
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	jackass.

01-12-17, 10:26 AM	#15
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	the dog can stay. jackass.