A cowboy appeared before St. Peter...

Biggles · 08-18-09, 05:52 AM

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'

Tada!

Jimbuna · 08-18-09, 01:29 PM

Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.

Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth.

Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America.

Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen?

Obama: About 12 seconds ago.

FIREWALL · 08-18-09, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.

Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth.

Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America.

Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen?

Obama: About 12 seconds ago.

Now THATS Funny.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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GoldenRivet · 08-18-09, 05:34 PM

Jim!!

im shocked.

i didnt know it took 9 months for a joke to circle to your side of the globe!

bookworm_020 · 08-18-09, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Jim!!

im shocked.

i didnt know it took 9 months for a joke to circle to your side of the globe!

Must be using an Australian broadband connection!

Jimbuna · 08-19-09, 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Jim!!

im shocked.

i didnt know it took 9 months for a joke to circle to your side of the globe!

It was the similarity in the punch line I was trying to display

08-18-09, 05:52 AM	#1
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A cowboy appeared before St. Peter... A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?' 'Just a couple of minutes ago...' Tada! __________________

08-18-09, 01:29 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates. Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth. Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America. Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen? Obama: About 12 seconds ago. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-18-09, 05:34 PM	#4
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Jim!! im shocked. i didnt know it took 9 months for a joke to circle to your side of the globe! __________________