Promising Kreigsmarine Hero Lost

UnderseaLcpl · 07-09-08, 05:44 PM

It is with great sadness that we report the loss of Kptlt. Lutz Jamsen and his boat, U-45. Whilst returning home to Wilhelmshaven in triumph, U-45 struck a German mine and was lost with all hands. Early reports indicate that the esteemed Kptlt. was making macaroni and cheese when the tragedy occured. He is survived by his brother, Wolfgang Jamsen, who just set sail in U-48, and his mother, Frauline Hildagardefreckenunschergrettaolga Jamsen.

Brag · 07-09-08, 05:54 PM

We lament the loss of Lutz Jamsen.
We recommend that his mother, Frauline Hildagardefreckenunschergrettaolga, tell her surviving son that British mines are less efficient than German mines. It is best to stay away from minefields regardless of national origin. Mine kabooms are best to be avoided.

Ivan Putski · 07-09-08, 05:56 PM

He should`ve never whistled "Yankee Doodle Dandy" when he cooked that mac & cheese.

Frank0001 · 07-10-08, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ivan Putski

He should`ve never whistled "Yankee Doodle Dandy" when he cooked that mac & cheese.

Regrets to the family

Now we must lay another minefield

Laufen zum Ziel · 07-10-08, 09:35 AM

Do not let the cook run the boat while
you are cooking. Obvious that the cook
resented the KPLt in the gally....

1480 · 07-10-08, 09:44 AM

And his family will recieve the bill for the replacement, fuel and cost per hour of the union minelayers.....

07-09-08, 05:44 PM	#1
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Promising Kreigsmarine Hero Lost It is with great sadness that we report the loss of Kptlt. Lutz Jamsen and his boat, U-45. Whilst returning home to Wilhelmshaven in triumph, U-45 struck a German mine and was lost with all hands. Early reports indicate that the esteemed Kptlt. was making macaroni and cheese when the tragedy occured. He is survived by his brother, Wolfgang Jamsen, who just set sail in U-48, and his mother, Frauline Hildagardefreckenunschergrettaolga Jamsen. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

07-09-08, 05:54 PM	#2
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	We lament the loss of Lutz Jamsen. We recommend that his mother, Frauline Hildagardefreckenunschergrettaolga, tell her surviving son that British mines are less efficient than German mines. It is best to stay away from minefields regardless of national origin. Mine kabooms are best to be avoided. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

07-09-08, 05:56 PM	#3
Ivan Putski Captain Join Date: May 2005 Location: Memphis, Tn. U.S.A. Posts: 548 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	He should`ve never whistled "Yankee Doodle Dandy" when he cooked that mac & cheese. __________________ " Is He?..........Yeah..........Nothing Moving, But His Watch."

07-10-08, 09:35 AM	#5
Laufen zum Ziel Eternal Patrol Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Hiding on the bottom Posts: 1,783 Downloads: 853 Uploads: 457	Do not let the cook run the boat while you are cooking. Obvious that the cook resented the KPLt in the gally.... __________________ RIP Laufen zum Ziel

07-10-08, 09:44 AM	#6
1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	And his family will recieve the bill for the replacement, fuel and cost per hour of the union minelayers..... __________________