RIP Balz

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

our dear friend Kptlt Balz is executed for failing his mission.
he didnt found the Hood so he saud "******* the secondary objective. im going home" and left the harbour he was suposed to make merchie free.

funeral will be tomorrow. be there guy's, his corpse will apriciate it

[Gezoes]

Nonsense, this is obviously badly spelled British propaganda

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Originally Posted by Gezoes

Nonsense, this is obviously badly spelled British propaganda

nope. he said himselve that he left the harbour after noticing the Hood wasnt there.
then he got shot by MY squad. and i shot him in the head after it
no way anyone (even the biggest soab) would survive this

[GoldenRivet]

you shot him in the head?

you should know his only weakness is to be shot in the balz!

[Brag]

The joke is on you, my shallow water friend:

Kptlt Balz is alive, well, and sinking enemy shipping in the high seas like a good Kaleun.

I suggest you read your manual for U-Boat Komandants and quit the juvenal obsession with harbours and Balz.

Balz may be obnoxious and lots of people dislike him.

When he accepted the mean Portsmouth orders designed to kill him, he showed a good sence of sportsmanship, demonstrated great skill and a sence of humour. Your shoot him attitude reveals shallow mindness and lack of appreciation for the arts of war. Any idiot can commit suicide with guns blazing.

The guerilla warfare, which was the battle of the Atlantic requires cunning and choosing the battleground to the advantage of the U-boat. Balz does this well.

So please quit belittling yourself -- Leave Balz alone.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Originally Posted by Brag

The joke is on you, my shallow water friend:

Kptlt Balz is alive, well, and sinking enemy shipping in the high seas like a good Kaleun.

I suggest you read your manual for U-Boat Komandants and quit the juvenal obsession with harbours and Balz.

Balz may be obnoxious and lots of people dislike him.

When he accepted the mean Portsmouth orders designed to kill him, he showed a good sence of sportsmanship, demonstrated great skill and a sence of humour. Your shoot him attitude reveals shallow mindness and lack of appreciation for the arts of war. Any idiot can commit suicide with guns blazing.

The guerilla warfare, which was the battle of the Atlantic requires cunning and choosing the battleground to the advantage of the U-boat. Balz does this well.

So please quit belittling yourself -- Leave Balz alone.

only if he stops being a egobastard...
i hate him couse i hate ego persons (great example: GEORGE BUSH JUNIOR!)
i would like to SHOOT THEM ALL

:hmm: not sure if we shot the real one though...
we got reports of Balz beeing on sea, Italy and in poland...

BTW. how can i be in harbours when hunting convoy's in the atlantic ? or warships in the med ? i gave up on harbour raiding... (damn luftwaffe)

[Brag]

LOL, Mohr.

The American gentleman you dislike is not only an egomaniac but stupid.
At least Balz knows his war stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Originally Posted by Brag

LOL, Mohr.

The American gentleman you dislike is not only an egomaniac but stupid.
At least Balz knows his war stuff :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

got to agree with that. (first time i do :hmm

[Brag]

Originally Posted by Kaleu. Jochen Mohr

got to agree with that. (first time i do :hmm

Good, now I can go to bed without fear of a bullet in the head. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[papa_smurf]

Nothing can kill Balz (except himself) - he is to the Red baron of the Kreigsemarine

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Nothing can kill Balz (except himself) - he is to the Red baron of the Kreigsemarine

Well.. Red Baron could be killed by others.

[Kaleu. Jochen Mohr]

Originally Posted by Dowly

Well.. Red Baron could be killed by others.

IIRC the red baron of WWI was shot down by a infantery bullet. :hmm:

[Biggles]

Originally Posted by Dowly

Well.. Red Baron could be killed by others.

Agreed. He is more like a Biggles of the kriegsemarine, 'cause he never died! (the author died before he could take him out of retirement.)

[siber]

Maybe Balz saw the mission for the trap it was (being a man of superior cunning) and sent his look-a-like on the mission. Obviously, if the REAL Balz HAD captained the boat in question in Portsmouth harbour, he would not have made such a schoolboy error in his interpretation of orders, nor resisted the temptation to destroy all the ships present.

My thinking is that, if Saddam Hussain was clever enough to hire a look-a-like, as was Fidel Castro (neither of which could hope to live up to Balz's intellect and cunning) surely Balz would have a couple of stand-bys ready to go and would have seen this whole Portsmouth escapade for what it was long ago.:hmm:

Balz is probably sitting on a beach somewhere right now in the best James Bond tradition, smirking at our confusion...

[Brag]

Ummm. Balz been rather quiet, unusual for a man with his ego. Speaking of egos, without it, he would be just another gray Kaleun performing his duty. Balz is annoying, but one can't deny that he is also colourful.