Critical Toilet Paper Poll - Page 5

mapuc · 03-24-20, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

What is an 'ark' Markus?

Oh now I understand why you didn't though my comment was somehow funny.

a roll of toilet paper, are made of hundred smaller pieces. These are called in Danish "ark". Unfortunately I did not know what their name was in English

The only word I can come up with is sheets

I should have used that word instead...that's my problem sometimes...change language in my head=think English when writing here on our forum.

Markus

Platapus · 03-24-20, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Went to the store yesterday eggs, milk, bread all in good supply, but no hand sanitizer and TP was limited to one package with only three or four left.

So I bought paper towels for on $1.29 each ... I don't have any problems wiping my butt with a paper towel and avoiding the fear of the great America break through.

But your toilet system may have problems when you flush paper towels

Jimbuna · 03-24-20, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

Oh now I understand why you didn't though my comment was somehow funny.

a roll of toilet paper, are made of hundred smaller pieces. These are called in Danish "ark". Unfortunately I did not know what their name was in English

The only word I can come up with is sheets

I should have used that word instead...that's my problem sometimes...change language in my head=think English when writing here on our forum.

Markus

Ah, righteo. Makes sense now

Mr Quatro · 03-24-20, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

But your toilet system may have problems when you flush paper towels

I just put fish tank cleaner in my toilet bowl and wait 30 minutes before I flush

Catfish · 03-24-20, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

I just put fish tank cleaner in my toilet bowl and wait 30 minutes before I flush

After doing that, you could then gargle, and finally drink it. Some advisor told me it works.

vienna · 03-24-20, 10:52 AM

Advisor? I heard he was an expert...

<O>

Aktungbby · 03-24-20, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

Oh now I understand why you didn't though my comment was somehow funny.

a roll of toilet paper, are made of hundred smaller pieces. These are called in Danish "ark". Unfortunately I did not know what their name was in English

The only word I can come up with is sheets

I should have used that word instead...that's my problem sometimes...change language in my head=think English when writing here on our forum.

Markus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Ah, righteo. Makes sense now

Well that explains why when, I 'covenant' with my arse in my 'privy chamber'

, I have an underlying concept of the 'ark royal'....

Eichhörnchen · 03-24-20, 01:57 PM

I spoke to my mate up the road today (on the phone of course) and told him we were about to run out. "Get yourself a little white dog" he said... "maybe put it on a stick"

"My mother-in-law has three rabbits" I said... "perhaps I could borrow them"

Then I said I wondered whether Pets At Home might soon find they'd got no rabbits left:

"We've got birds... guinea Pigs... but no rabbits... wonder why?"

Aktungbby · 03-24-20, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

a roll of toilet paper, are made of hundred smaller pieces. These are called in Danish "ark".
Markus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

. "Get yourself a little white dog" he said... "maybe put it on a stick"

That'd surely make it bark ...but I deign to ponder such cruelty.

Eichhörnchen · 03-24-20, 04:31 PM

(You use much less than regular tissue)

ET2SN · 03-25-20, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

I spoke to my mate up the road today (on the phone of course) and told him we were about to run out. "Get yourself a little white dog" he said... "maybe put it on a stick"

"My mother-in-law has three rabbits" I said... "perhaps I could borrow them"

Then I said I wondered whether Pets At Home might soon find they'd got no rabbits left:

"We've got birds... guinea Pigs... but no rabbits... wonder why?"

This is an old Eddy Murphy joke:

One fine day, a bear was walking through the woods when he met a rabbit.
"Hey rabbit, I was wondering if I could ask to you a question?"
"No problem" says the rabbit. "Shoot".

"Well, do you have problems with #### sticking to your fur?"

"No. I've never had a problem with that."

So the bear wiped his ### with the rabbit.

Dowly · 03-25-20, 03:48 AM

Pisces · 03-25-20, 09:02 AM

About 2 weeks ago I was halve way through my last role. I kept forgetting to get a new pack of roles for a few days at the time the TP-hording started getting in the news. Perhaps luckily because I live in a part of the Netherlands where Corona still isn't at large, the racks were still reasonably full. I was just in time (before our Prime Minister declared restrictions for large gatherings) because it was empty a few days later. Now I hope stocks will replenish when the 'end is neigh'.

Rockstar · 03-25-20, 09:49 AM

NSFW - language

STEED · 03-25-20, 09:52 AM

RICHARD III
"My kingdom for a ~~horse~~ I mean toilet paper lots of toilet paper"

View Poll Results: How many rolls of TP are in your inventory?
None, nada, we're out!	3	4.84%
1-4 rolls, it's looking grim here.	7	11.29%
5-10 rolls. All clear on the horizon.	25	40.32%
11-20 rolls. Will consider trades for mint condition Beanie Babies.	15	24.19%
21 +: When does prepping turn into hoarding? Dunno but my heinie is shiny.	12	19.35%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

03-24-20, 10:52 AM	#66
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03-24-20, 01:57 PM	#68
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,741 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I spoke to my mate up the road today (on the phone of course) and told him we were about to run out. "Get yourself a little white dog" he said... "maybe put it on a stick" "My mother-in-law has three rabbits" I said... "perhaps I could borrow them" Then I said I wondered whether Pets At Home might soon find they'd got no rabbits left: "We've got birds... guinea Pigs... but no rabbits... wonder why?" __________________ Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 03-24-20 at 02:20 PM.

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Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,741 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	(You use much less than regular tissue) __________________

03-25-20, 09:02 AM	#73
Pisces Silent Hunter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: AN9771 Posts: 4,892 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 0	About 2 weeks ago I was halve way through my last role. I kept forgetting to get a new pack of roles for a few days at the time the TP-hording started getting in the news. Perhaps luckily because I live in a part of the Netherlands where Corona still isn't at large, the racks were still reasonably full. I was just in time (before our Prime Minister declared restrictions for large gatherings) because it was empty a few days later. Now I hope stocks will replenish when the 'end is neigh'. __________________ My site downloads: https://ricojansen.nl/downloads

03-25-20, 03:48 AM	#72
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,005 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0

03-25-20, 09:49 AM	#74
Rockstar Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 11,826 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	NSFW - language __________________ Guardian of the honey and nuts Let's assume I'm right, it'll save time.

03-25-20, 09:52 AM	#75
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	RICHARD III "My kingdom for a ~~horse~~ I mean toilet paper lots of toilet paper" __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!