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Jimbuna · 10-16-19, 07:00 AM

The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings.

Jimbuna · 10-17-19, 05:53 AM

Driving a sports car and sticking to the speed limit is like going to McDonalds’ and having just the salad.

Jimbuna · 10-18-19, 07:19 AM

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

fireftr18 · 10-18-19, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Take a number, have a snack, have seat. It'll be a while.

Jimbuna · 10-19-19, 07:34 AM

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Jimbuna · 10-20-19, 08:02 AM

My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

Jimbuna · 10-21-19, 09:17 AM

Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be?

Jimbuna · 10-22-19, 06:36 AM

I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog.

Jimbuna · 10-23-19, 07:30 AM

My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

Von Due · 10-23-19, 10:36 AM

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.

Aktungbby · 10-23-19, 11:03 AM

I sensed I was moving forward in life, but it turned out to be the rest of the world going by me in the opposite direction

Eichhörnchen · 10-23-19, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Due

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.

Catfish · 10-23-19, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Von Due

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? […].

Don't swim with toilets?

Aktungbby · 10-23-19, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Von Due

Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Don't swim with toilets?

BEST TO AVOID THE ''EXERTIONS OF THE PRIVY'' ALTOGETHER

https://nathanieltapley.com/2011/09/02/the-9-most-famous-people-to-have-died-on-the-toilet/

Eichhörnchen · 10-23-19, 01:24 PM

10-16-19, 07:00 AM	#8641
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The person who thought it’s a good idea to put the light switch outside of the bathroom clearly didn’t have any siblings. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-17-19, 05:53 AM	#8642
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Driving a sports car and sticking to the speed limit is like going to McDonalds’ and having just the salad. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-18-19, 07:19 AM	#8643
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-19-19, 07:34 AM	#8645
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-20-19, 08:02 AM	#8646
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-21-19, 09:17 AM	#8647
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Funny, those road signs: "Caution - Watch for children!" I mean, how dangerous can a child be? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-22-19, 06:36 AM	#8648
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn't want to learn another language just to have a dog. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-23-19, 07:30 AM	#8649
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 181,103 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

10-23-19, 10:36 AM	#8650
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,660 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Apparently, in 1996, 43,000 Americans were injured from toilets while only 13 were injured by sharks. What can we learn from this? Do your business in the ocean.

10-23-19, 11:03 AM	#8651
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 27,843 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	I sensed I was moving forward in life, but it turned out to be the rest of the world going by me in the opposite direction __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

10-23-19, 01:24 PM	#8655
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,741 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Look at what Reece put on ebay __________________