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11-27-20, 03:33 PM | #2536 |
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Throughout history, half of females have been working women...
The other half have been working men.
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11-28-20, 07:32 AM | #2537 |
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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
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11-29-20, 08:34 AM | #2538 |
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A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"
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11-29-20, 08:35 AM | #2539 |
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A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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11-29-20, 11:39 AM | #2540 |
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11-29-20, 01:19 PM | #2541 |
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Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
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11-30-20, 10:44 AM | #2542 |
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Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
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11-30-20, 10:45 AM | #2543 |
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Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?" The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!" He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep. "I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!" "Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
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11-30-20, 12:40 PM | #2544 |
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11-30-20, 12:59 PM | #2545 |
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A brunette and blonde are walking in the park when the brunette says, "Aw, look at the dead birdie." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
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11-30-20, 02:58 PM | #2546 |
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Blonde jokes are racist.
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12-01-20, 08:22 AM | #2547 |
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12-01-20, 09:37 AM | #2548 |
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They run into an old barn and hide in potato sacks. The officer chasing them walks into the barn looking for them. He kicks the first sack with the redhead inside and the redhead says, "Woof woof!" The cop thinks it's a dog, so he walks to the next one. He kicks the second bag with the brunette, and she says, "Meow meow!" The cop believes it's a cat and moves on. He kicks the third bag with the blonde, and the blonde yells, "Potato potato!"
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12-02-20, 09:39 AM | #2549 |
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So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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12-02-20, 09:40 AM | #2550 |
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Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
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