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Old 03-25-24, 12:54 PM   #5146
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Restaurant patron: “Waiter, I’d like a bottle of wine.”

Waiter: “What year, sir?”

Patron: “Well, I’d like it right now.”
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Old 03-25-24, 03:03 PM   #5147
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I always pronounce one word wrong.





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Old 03-26-24, 07:26 AM   #5148
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Mrs. Smythe was making final arrangements for an elaborate reception. “Nora,” she said to her veteran servant, “for the first half-hour I want you to stand at the drawing-room door and call the guests’ names as they arrive.”

Nora’s face lit up. “Thank you, ma’am,” she replied. “I’ve been wanting to do that to some of your friends for the last 20 years.”
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What do you call a crocodile wearing a vest?



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A bird in the hand is bad table manners.
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What do you call a Knight who liked to scare people?


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Two eggs, a bagel, and a sausage walk into a bar. “Bartender, my friends and I would like a cold one,” says one of the eggs.

“Sorry,” the barman replies. “We don’t serve breakfast.”
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They're a boar.
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