The latest horror - Page 3

Texas Red · 05-06-21, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Looks like a classic case of 'dear porn' to me.

Don't even try to get people to like that sort of thing! We don't need society to go down the rabbit hole farther by doing stuff like that!

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And I wonder whether our wives secretly met before

They have. I know that. I run a secret organization called

that sends random people to meet certain people so I can know all about everyone.

That's how I KNOW that August and Catfish's wives secretly did meet before! In fact, they met right here on Subsim! You see, every person on this forum is someone you know and you don't know that this person is on Subsim.

I also know that recently a certain forum member here had to explain to the plumber that the dog was part of the forum members family and thus the plumber cannot take the dog.

That's how I also know that Eiikey over here has a "Squirrel Zoo" in his backyard.

So be careful what you say! Big brother or big sister may be watching!

Jeff-Groves · 05-06-21, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by El Whacko

Big brother or big sister may be watching!

Or just a Whacko!

Reece · 05-06-21, 09:44 PM

Ooo, dems fighting words!!

Skybird · 05-31-21, 05:43 PM

On my day-long bicycle tour to the lands around Osnabrück yesterday, on the way through the forest leading to the Rubbenbruchsee I stumbled over a farmer'S meadow in Hellern, which is on the Western outskirts of Osnabrück (and a place where I lived and was happy for four years 30 years ago), who had arranged a malicious battle line of figurines waiting in ambush for the unsuspecting eyes of the uncareful jogger, trekker and cyclist, a panoptikum of horrors so disgusting that I froze in place and gasped for air.

I took me quite some effort to keep on trying and escape the place alive without being frozen to death in disbelief.

Buddahaid · 05-31-21, 06:02 PM

Target practice!

Catfish · 06-01-21, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Target practice!

"Is this art or can we chuck it out?"

Eichhörnchen · 06-01-21, 06:10 AM

Looks like the kind of stuff our neighbours like to put in their garden... maybe to keep us indoors

vienna · 06-01-21, 06:31 AM

<O>

Jimbuna · 06-01-21, 10:35 AM

Great for keeping the stray cats and dogs off the garden

Eichhörnchen · 08-29-22, 08:14 AM

- except that it was my son who brought this home. I've never seen anything like it

I'm going to hide it

Catfish · 08-29-22, 08:58 AM

but but (t)

You.. have my sympathy.

Skybird · 08-29-22, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

- except that it was my son who brought this home. I've never seen anything like it

He has some unfinished business with you, I assume...

em2nought · 08-29-22, 10:35 AM

Looks like a Botero.

Eichhörnchen · 08-29-22, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by em2nought

Looks like a Botero.

We do have one vase which is an Art piece... but this ain't it

Jimbuna · 08-30-22, 07:38 AM

Quite a few examples advertised on Etsy as 'Bum' or 'Body' vase.

05-06-21, 09:44 PM	#33
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 32,698 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Ooo, dems fighting words!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

05-31-21, 05:43 PM	#34
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 40,457 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	On my day-long bicycle tour to the lands around Osnabrück yesterday, on the way through the forest leading to the Rubbenbruchsee I stumbled over a farmer'S meadow in Hellern, which is on the Western outskirts of Osnabrück (and a place where I lived and was happy for four years 30 years ago), who had arranged a malicious battle line of figurines waiting in ambush for the unsuspecting eyes of the uncareful jogger, trekker and cyclist, a panoptikum of horrors so disgusting that I froze in place and gasped for air. I took me quite some effort to keep on trying and escape the place alive without being frozen to death in disbelief. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

05-31-21, 06:02 PM	#35
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 8,551 Downloads: 160 Uploads: 0	Target practice! __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

06-01-21, 06:10 AM	#37
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Looks like the kind of stuff our neighbours like to put in their garden... maybe to keep us indoors __________________

06-01-21, 06:31 AM	#38
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,495 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	<O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

06-01-21, 10:35 AM	#39
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,979 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Great for keeping the stray cats and dogs off the garden __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-29-22, 08:14 AM	#40
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,740 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Now it's this - - except that it was my son who brought this home. I've never seen anything like it I'm going to hide it __________________

08-29-22, 08:58 AM	#41
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 16,892 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	but but (t) You.. have my sympathy. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

08-29-22, 10:35 AM	#43
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,251 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Looks like a Botero. __________________ Looks like we need a Lemon Law for Presidents now! DNC sold us a dud, and they knew it.

08-30-22, 07:38 AM	#45
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 180,979 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Quite a few examples advertised on Etsy as 'Bum' or 'Body' vase. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)