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Old 05-29-2020, 02:01 AM   #1876
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I keep telling everyone squirrels just won't stop attacking me.

They probably think I'm nuts.
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Old 05-29-2020, 01:22 PM   #1877
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My psychiatrist says I have a fear of speed bumps but now I’m slowly beginning to get over it.
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Old 05-29-2020, 01:25 PM   #1878
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The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.

Me: How many men have you had in total?
Wife: Are sure you want to know?
Me: Yeh, go on.
Wife: 7.
Me (after a pause): so I was number 7.
Wife: no, you were number 2.
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Old 05-29-2020, 01:27 PM   #1879
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That is so wrong.
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Old 05-30-2020, 03:39 AM   #1880
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I used to be poor... Then I bought a Thesaurus, and now I'm impecunious.

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I suffer from exhibitionist tendencies.

I should get that looked at.
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Old 05-30-2020, 05:54 AM   #1881
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If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?
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Old 05-30-2020, 05:55 AM   #1882
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The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.
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Old 05-30-2020, 09:53 AM   #1883
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Deleted!

Sorry not PG.
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Old 05-30-2020, 07:13 PM   #1884
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken's bum.
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Old 05-30-2020, 11:46 PM   #1885
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Quote:
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Q... "Have you ever had sex on a bouncy castle?"

A... "Yeah, but my wife doesn't like it when I call her that."
Col777, might wanna keep your posts PG btw.

Great joke anyways, that made me snort so loud
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Old 05-31-2020, 02:51 AM   #1886
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Yes sorry I thought it might be a bit naughty I will delete it if I can.

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Old 05-31-2020, 05:23 AM   #1887
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Yes sorry I thought it might be a bit naughty I will delete it if I can.

Col.

Why? Aren't we all adults here?
Besides that joke was a joke...enjoy some humor.
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Old 05-31-2020, 06:41 AM   #1888
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My boss fired me for my fanatic long jumping.

So I came out of his office and cleared my desk.
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Old 05-31-2020, 12:54 PM   #1889
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Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here.
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Old 05-31-2020, 12:55 PM   #1890
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Psychic wanted: £200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.
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